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Yeah you. Ill keep this post up for some time. Why? Because of you my sleep was interrupted just now. I know you'll be coming to this blog after tagging on yours. Don't you know that blogging can be a dangerous tool? People say what goes around comes around. In this case, news has come around. Don't be surprised if my fists comes back to the source. Feel free to tag on my board to your right. Anytime.
I don't know how, but i suddenly came across this particular local blogger's site. Some of you might have come across the same blog before or is an avid reader of the blog, but man(gay)! He's fcuked up(by a guy most probably).
However i think everyone has the right to express himself, but really, he's totally fcuked up(by a guy most prolly). I mean, he ENJOYS being criticized by posting absurd posts. I guess he himself is the definition of absurd. Too bad there are those who support his ideology or the world would have been a safer place.
Goodluck on your site pal(gay), continue to have fun getting dissed by the public. It's totally fcuked up(by a guy most prolly) getting flamed everyday.
I found this on the blog. These are only the mild ones. (Pictures are not mine and only for reference, lol)
Hmm not bad, quite hot, wife-able but tadah! she's a guy!
Local version of PCD or,
Teletubbies?
Ah, and not surprisingly there's school tomorrow. But surprisingly, my econs project is due tomorrow and as i was about to start doing it this morning, i realized that all my lecture notes were not filled in yet so good luck to me too -_-
I know i know, in the mean time i'll pump myself up to endure the upcoming 8 hour marathon of project work before school starts. Here goes...
PROJECT MODE TRANSFORM!!! ARGHH!! ITS COMING! ITS COMING!! 5555!!!!!! HADOGEN!!.. NEED TO COMPLETE COMPLETE!! Complete Comsleep.... Sleep.. I feel sleepy. zzZ..
Anyhow, do you like time traveling? If you do, then listen up.
Dr Me has found out a way to make you "time travel." K here's how to do it.
To qualify you either need to be in either secondary or Jc. After thats cleared try not to sleep in school so that when you reach home you will be sleepy.
Then go to sleep at 6 in the evening.
If you are lucky you will wake up at 7-730pm and your mind will trick you into thinking its 7-730 in the morning. You would have tricked yourself into believing that you have had already slept for 12 hours.
Thats what happened to me a few times during sec school. I was shocked to see the sky so dark then i rushed to take a bath. After putting on my uniform my parents ask me where the hell i was going.
I told them i was late for school, and they said that there is no school at night. Cant believe that i played a joke on myself. My whole world seemed to crumble then.
Later I became too ashamed of myself and was unable to face them ever again. It was too unbearable for them to face the truth and left the house in search of solace..
The time as i am typing this now is 9.25am. I just woke up from bed 10mins ago. And class has started since 25minutes ago. What does this mean you ask? This means i am late for school you dumb blonde! Or already marked absent so to say. Still can ask. Noob! My next tutorial is at 2pm, plenty of time for me to have my breakfast, lunch and a vacation.
The worst thing is that this will be my last chance to skip tutorial before warning letters start coming in, so i have to think of a plan.
This is my first plan. I think that being awake in the wee hours of the morning is just unproductive and a common practice for students. For example, my current standard lights off is at 3am. Then i will have to wake up at 11am to feel fresh like a toothpaste.
If i wake up at 9am, i will get the remaining 2 hours from the 8 required hours of sleep from lectures in school. If i don't, i will die. Which means, my resolution for next year would be sleeping before the clock strikes 12.
Or plan B. If need be, i might have to use my secret twin brother which not even my mother knows of which i have been keeping underneath my bed for some time. I will ask him to go school on alternate days. Don't worry, no one will spot the difference if you're wondering you noob.
Okay seems like this matter is settled, thus i can regain my two hours of sleep now.
I was deeply saddened after reading the article, "A 20-year-old Ghanaian has been sentenced to death in Singapore for trafficking 2.6 kilograms (5.73 pounds) of cannabis" - http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gUuxqJiLR44eZFz5HvcZziVXlGyQ dated the 2nd of Jan 2009.
Firstly, I would like to declare that i am strictly against heavy abuse of drugs. This post is just my 2 cents worth regarding the issue.
After browsing through a few Singapore forums regarding the article, i was not surprised to find out many of them supported the death penalty for drug trafficking. This is because i noticed that most of them feign ignorance and have stereotyped the word 'drug'. Many people just chant unanimously upon handing down the death sentence. What majority of them do not know that many of these so called "drugs" have various classifications & for your information, marijuana is termed as a herb.
However, a point that i would like to highlight now is regarding the death penalty against the 20-year old Ghanaian who was sent to the gallows for trafficking Mary Jane. For goodness sake, he died for bringing in herbs. Cannabis is usually consumed as it is, while cocaine and heroine are chemically altered before consumption. Interestingly, my interest in cannabis grew after my love with reggae music.
Reggae musicians, or rhastafaris are a happy bunch of people. After reading various articles and viewing videos, i found out that their secret to their happy nature was due to marijuana. But hey, i am not encouraging anyone to smoke pot, but this is actually a fact in Jamaica.
What i am really unsatisfied about is that according to statistics conducted by various online sources(check for yourselves if you don't believe me) death due to marijuana is.....
Zero!..
I think that more people have died for trafficking the herb compared to smoking it. In this case, the unfortunate fellow who was only a year older than me had a premature ticket to meet his Maker. His dream was to play football in Singapore but he was not given a second chance even considering his tender age.
For me, i feel that marijuana has similar effects as alcohol. It gives you the "senget" feeling, but the reason why they do not criminalize alcohol is because it is a versatile product. From alcohol you can get wine, beer, liquor etc. Rich people need high class cuisine and luxury wine fits the bill. However when a person gets drunk, he might be influence to commit murder and is the spark to the contained hatred and also many other crimes. Nevertheless, from what i see, getting high on marijuana encourages laughter and a relaxed mind.
Jahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Unfortunately, living in Singapore where marijuana will definitely not be decriminalized in my lifetime preventing me from giving a more concrete argument. It would be a dream come true for me to be sitting with the ministers and have my 1st taste of the herb with them.
I am not saying Singapore should abolish the death sentence, i am saying that the world is unfair.
This is a not a promotion and this post may contain flaws, however this is only my opinion regarding the matter.
As i was standing under a tree at Bedok Reservoir for a breathing exercise after lunch in school today, a heavy leaf dropped on my head. So i asked my friend, "why is the sky blue?"
He answered, "Because i am hungry" Then we laughed continuously back to the canteen.
It was vague but i recalled that we already had lunch so i asked my teacher at the nearby table, "Had we lunch awhile ago?"
The teacher replied angrily, "I thought i told you that class is canceled today!" We were sad and hungry at his shocking remark. Thus decided to proceed home.
However my friend suggested going to the library instead to do our project. Upon reaching the library, we left without saying a word.
In the end we tried going to the canteen again to grab a bite. However my friend purposely shoved his fingers quickly into my mouth, as if trying to grab my mouth, as i was about to a have a bite at my sandwich causing his fingers to bleed. I figured he had misunderstood the phrase, "Grab a Bite".
Feeling frustrated, my teacher and i went to Bedok Reservoir to have a breathing exercise under the tree near my school.
This time a heavy leaf tried to fall on my head again, but i realized what was going on and i parried the attack and it accidentally hit my teacher on the face. He was in pain but we decided to laugh instead, so i decided to publish this post. Thanks ('' ,)
Heheh. Today my fingers feel like laughing. But my mouth isn't. Lol.
Haha.
Whahahahahha.
Mmmphhhhhhggiggigigiiii..
K done.
Ok, putting general posts aside, this post's a little special because i want to brag.
Yes, i received my results just now and i failed 2 out of 3 modules for mid sem. Hahahaha. And i missed a test on psychology(4th module) which was 20% of whole sem. Wakakaka.
Shut up la fingers. Not funny okay. Mother fcuker i am going to break you, mr & mrs fingers, and your other 3 kids on each side! Kekeke.
Sigh, naughty fingers. Bwahaha.
Anyways, failing tests is actually nothing new to me. Since secondary school, i have been passing only 1 subject on average. That got me a golden ticket for an extra year, not at Wonkas. The same thing happened again for my prelims, which i passed only my English and got an L1R5 of 45. Nice cute number aint it?
My poly academics feels so deja vu. Passing my O' Levels seem like a miracle now. Seriously. Jajajajaja. Maybe the Ramesh(Adam Khoo's disciple) shizz really worked or maybe God granted me a temporary brain boost for that period. That's why i say, drink milo.
Just as i was mourning over my mid sem results, my neighbour knocked on my door and told me another tragedy. In about 5 weeks time would be my final sem examinations and projects due in 2 weeks (5% complete). Futhamuckas! Why can't they let me mourn in peace.
Ah, carpe diem.
My graves' almost done, all comfy and peaceful looking.
Do you like sleeping? And in your sleep, can you recall the events that happened in your dreams? There are many different kinds of dreams; such as dreaming of rainy days where you are stuck indoors, taking a shower in the morning or going swimming at a pool near your house in your sleep. Those are called wet dreams. Or have you ever dreamt of waking up from your dream, but you end up waking up from your dream inside your dream instead and cannot get back into reality and start to panic in your dream? Then those are high-level nightmares.
How about the intense, bursting & tingling sensation in your peepee urging you to wake up and go to the loo, but you choose to take the easy way out and dream about going to the loo or dream of going to a secluded bush where you think nobody's watching and start to relieve yourself. Then you deserve a muay thai kick to the neck by your father for soiling the bed sheets.
However, have any of you experienced a strange phenomenon called astral traveling?
Astral traveling may be likened to a near death experience whereby your soul leaves your body and you are able to see the surrounding area. Picture yourself floating above your own physical body and being able to fly anywhere you want. Cool or what!
They say you are able to step into the gates of heaven and hell during this state. I remember once long ago, though vague, a personal experience of astral traveling. It happened to me when i was in kindergarten 2 or primary 5. One night i had a bottle of dormicum to aid me sleep as i had insomnia. Not long after climbing my bedroom window as usual, i grew tired and fell asleep.
When i thought that i had woken up, i was amazed to find myself in dantes' inferno; otherwise known as hell. The place was filthy and everything around me was burning. There were many evil looking creatures there (lets call them Hellings) and their eyes were fixated on me. I sensed danger when they began advancing towards me. There were about a thousand of them and their commander was leading the troops from behind their front lines.
I wasted no time transforming into a Superhero. It was a tough battle but in the end i emerged victorious after defeating all the Hellings and their boss Beelzebub with my new found powers. Time was running out as i had school the next day. I used my superhuman speed and ran back to earth. It was a splendid feeling saving the earth from chaos.
All of a sudden, my alarm clock rang and woke me up from sleep. Up til now i cannot confirm whether all that happened then was real or was just a dream....
2008 has been a year which i think is rather insignificant to you since you have had so many before. However, I bet this year has been great for me and other 18 years alike since legality has become a thing of the past. Sadly, this year feels too short for me and everything seems to pass so quickly as years go by. I was hoping to be able to savour 08' for a little longer but i guess having fun really causes time to fly on Singapore airlines. But thinking back, i think i spent too much time sleeping. No wonder.. haha!
2009 is here and we cant rewind nor can we unwind the times of 08'. Therefore, grab the vast opportunities for memories to be created in 09' instead of waiting for memories to create you. If you know what i mean.. Dont ask me, i dont know..
Anyways some pics for my children to see in future. These pics were grabbed without owners consent, but credit goes to Fartly Good's and Dan Giant's cam.
Father sitting like an Ah Pek.
Father! Look at the camera!
Son: Father, why are you not in the pic? Father: Do you not fear death, young one?!
Jahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Father sitting like an Ah Pek.
Father! Look at the camera!
Son: Father, why are you not in the pic?
Father's friend enjoying life.