Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Muhammad Ridhwan
Paris Escargot, Black 357, #01-544
Singapore b013h!
18/03/90
Sambadi Setop Mi (Chairman)
Surefael Company & Co
Singapore 53xYCh1CK5
Dear Mr Sam,
Re: Please employ me, or else..
I am writing this letter to apply for the position of Chairman at your company. Hope you dont mind. I have the qualities and quantities of a professional. I am requesting not much for my salary, not less than 10k a day if possible, however i wont complain if you decide to pay me more.
I dont like to boast about my capabilities here but what i can only say is that you like to watch the teletubbies in your free time dont you? How about those gay costumes under your bed? You sure like to dress up huh even though you are married with 2 lovely kids. Dont even think of risking your lifestyle by not employing me.
Hopefully you review my letter very carefully. I am waiting for your reply patiently. If you dont reply by tomorrow thats it, you wont be able see the sunlight ever again if you know what i mean.
Yours sincerely,
Ridhwan
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Okay, seriously i do need a job. Expenses man. This is one the many times when i wish i was a rich kid. But still i would appreciate it if someone donates a million to me for fun. Ill reward anybody with a light tap on the shoulder for anyone who is willing to do so.
And hopefully i enroll my license soon, its sponsored babe! Vroom vroom!! Too bad i am lazy. =(
Ok i want to sleep. Good night.
Labels: How to write a job application letter
Signing off.. 3/03/2009 12:02:00 AM