The Sengets Times

Bored sia!

2010-02-28T22:51:00.007+08:00

Hehehehelloooo,

I wonder why people always keep complaining of boredom. Eventhough i am a boring person - i sleep all the time and only wake up to eat, i think i seldom complain of feeling bored. Hmm, maybe i do say it but its in the context of a passing remark, for example;

"Boring sia this soccer match, ref kayuuuu-!!"

I think i get amazed by every simple thing i guess. Life is short, so feeling bored? Where got time! I treasure leisure time but it seems that my leisure budget is getting tighter and tighter as days seem to pass. Boring sia!!!...

Cold sia..

2010-02-02T23:06:00.006+08:00

iHello,

Tonight is a cool and breezy night. I normally don't study on cool and breezy nights. This is a problem because most of the nights are cool and breezy therefore i cannot study most of the time. Sucks.

Maybe in future, what you have been studying hard for the past 20 years is only waste of time because it is totally unrelated to your occupation. But that is the only way to show proof to your employers of your capabilities and potential. So work hard bitches, including you Ridhwan.

Till then, i will wait for a warm and humid night to set my mood for studying.

iBye.

Say i am you

2010-01-28T02:26:00.002+08:00

I am dust particles in sunlight.
I am the round sun.

To the bits of dust I say, Stay.
To the sun, Keep moving.

I am morning mist,
and the breathing of evening.
I am wind in the top of a grove,
and surf on the cliff.

Mast, rudder, helmsman, and keel,
I am also the coral reef they founder on.

I am a tree with a trained parrot in its branches.
Silence, thought, and voice.

The musical air coming through a flute,
a spark of stone, a flickering in metal.
Both candle and the moth crazy around it.
Rose, and the nightingale lost in the fragrance.

I am all orders of being, the circling galaxy,
the evolutionary intelligence, the lift, and the falling away.

What is, and what isn't.

You who know, Jelaluddin,
You the one in all, say who I am.
Say I am you.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

2010-01-16T21:52:00.012+08:00

Hello 2010!

Wow, before i even knew it, this site has already been alive for the past year..

Without further ado, i would like to wish everybody a belated HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Hehe.. But I feel like doodling something else related to an article i read awhile ago http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Lifestyle/Story/STIStory_477251.html. Too bad you people cant right click on this site.. LOL!!

Yeah, the article mainly relates to reality versus a world inside your own mind. The article speaks about the post-effects of watching the movie "Avatar" in which the lingering feeling of awesomeness just doesnt seem to fade away.

In my opinion, this condition also exists among other mediums of entertainment such as books, comics, drugs, computer games etc in which a person becomes too engrossed in the imaginary world. When you cant have enough of it, you will face depression. This term is coined as addiction. And any form of addiction always has its negative side effects.

This is also a problem that i think i might be facing and so do many others. The gateway experience that you derive from these activities makes you not give a heck about anything else in the world. The ideal world is non-existent. Cruelty, backstabbing and cheating is the real world that we are in.. but there always is hope.

Maybe i should get off this keyboard and start opening my books! Exam in 3 weeks! If only i could get addicted to studying.. Sigh. I need more dopamines!

Californication

2009-12-25T18:51:00.051+08:00

Hello Sleeve of Wizards (SOWs),

Finally, i am back in humid Singapore. Got home yesterday after a two day flight due to the time difference in the countries. Jet lag to the max.

This year i had the opportunity to have a vacation with my family to California. Actually this holiday was supposed to have happened 2 years ago, but passport complications led to me and my brother being left behind that time omg.

Luckily, almost everything went smoothly this time round. This post will be mostly pictures and it was a pain in the ass to upload 5 pics at a time as it was the limit. I have uploaded a fraction from the tons of photos taken. This post is to remind me of the time there as i forget things easily -_-.

Oh yeah, the chicks and dudes in Cali are really hot stuffs. I envy the facial structures of these people. Hehe. & also we get more sunlight here in Singapore as their country becomes dark after 4pm while dawn is the same time as us.

Imagine waking up at 2pm like typical S'poreans do on a lazy day and then it becomes night at 4pm+. Wtf. 2 hours of sunlight. Maybe its due to the winter season? Hmm..

One more thing, the pictures should be viewed from bottoms up because i messed up the uploading sequence of pictures. Or you could just view it backwards as it is. Lol!

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Back to hot and humid Singapore :(
Last but not least, we nearly missed our flight back home as we got our departure time wrong. We were at the customs when a flight attendant made a last call for passengers. We were at the back of the queue at that time.

Luckily others were kind enough to make way for us to be screened first and we scrambled to the plane which was at the end of the airport. As soon as we got in, the plane flew off 5 minutes later. Phew, what if we hadn't noticed the last call? = Extended holiday!! hehehe.

Alright thats the end.. Still jet lagged though. Sleepy. Adios. Zzzz

What??

We were totally shagged after walking for 3 hours.

Finally we found it!! We actually decided to walk all the way there and not cab there instead. The result was getting lost, numerous times. Well, it was worth it.

Found a store selling Marijuana. Oh yeah, there are stores dispersed all over Los Angeles and San Francisco selling weed. If i am not wrong, ganja is legal in the state of California. These pot are considered medicine there. Hmmm........... should i migrate? lol

Our independent day out without any tour guides. Our mission - Locate Golden Gate Park.

A view of the Golden Gate Bridge with darkness as its backdrop. I always look sleepy like that because the cold wind is making my eyes dry and sleepy.

Doing a Michael Jackson. Wait, what happened to the buildings?

The Golden Gate Bridge. The most famous landmark of San Francisco. Eventhough i have never heard of it until then! hahaha.

I forgot the name of this place. The trips between attractions were long and i slept through the guides blabbering.

Yep, Alcatraz.

The island behind? Its Alcatraz. The infamous now defunct prison turned museum.

Lazy bummed sea lions sunbathing even though its so cold.

Then we got to Fisherman's wharf. It was a ship bay area.

There are more choices here too.

Serving drinks as usual. LOL

My future house.

The time in San Francisco was reserved for sightseeing. We were off to Napa Wine Valley soon enough.

Happy concierge with an Unhappy customer

Good bye Los Angeles. Hello San Francisco! A few days later we switched hotels as we were staying in San Francisco. We stayed at The Hilton and "its nize".

There it is.

Dinner by the lodge. Tissues go well with coffee.

A waterfall! A WATERFALL! FIND IT!!

Mountain shot. This was supposedly the best spot to get the best view of Yosemite.

Don't be deceived. I only sat there for a split second but the ice managed to freeze my butt though. I couldnt shit for the next 2-3 days.

Taking time off to have a chat with a tree. His name is Lee Wayne by the way. He is complaining of becoming bald.

Real soft and fluffy snow. Our tour bus broke down on the way to Yosemite Valley. The long riding hours was a bitchslap to the ass. It was actually good that the bus broke down.

Snowmans and Snowwomans.

A parade of Disney's characters.

Goofy the roofy.

This ride was similar to the fast drop ride thingy except it had a darker and creepier feel. I enjoyed this one better though.

My father's photography skills sucks. Where was he focusing ehhh. We had a good 10mins laugh over this photo.

I got a shoot of Aladdin's girlfriend.

They even have vineyards in Disneyland..

\('o')/..

I swore my arms were too fat to squeeze out of the safety belt therefore that was the furthest that i could raise my hands.

However, this Ferris wheel was the killer. We nearly throwed up cause it swayed too much. I vote this as the most dangerous ride ever.

I just died. R.I.P

& this was the only ride i took once. I am afraid of heights :(

Back in Disneyland. Yeah, the photos are in chronological order.
Aha!- The castle at the background, thats the prominent castle you always see in every Disney's productions. Its cool cause it spits out the fireworks.

Chicks. Where??

Again. He moved again!

The moving statue moved, surprising me.

On Terminator's chopper.

'Scenic view' as said by the information board.

Didnt expect Frankenstein to have intimate feelings.

Hey, we can't just leave the poor plane alone..

Oh shit, war of the worlds.

The site for the movie, "The Grinch".

Ah, this part was the climax. This is the site where most of the scenes of "desperate housewives" are acted out. And to our surprise, the casts of the series were actually filming when we arrived. But too bad our guide had to stop short before reaching here because the cast and crew had to hide first. They wouldnt want people to jump out of the tram and flock the artistes. No Eva Longoria for me:(

The flood hit us hard but we managed to swim to safety. We were lucky that only one casualty was reported..

Holy shit, suddenly a flash flood came through!

The awesome special effects were demonstrated to us.
First it was dry;

I met an unknown actor at the red carpet there. I found out later that he was my brother and acting only. I was disappointed.

So.. this is where the 'racing' took place -___-

They brought us to the filming site of tokyo drift.

We took a tour round the studios. Our first sight was a studio room behind the lorry. Only actors and crew members are allowed access to the studio.

We also went to Hollywood Universal Studios. The actual place for the filming of movies and TV serials.

The fireworks lasted 10-15mins. The experience was surreal. Check out the videos.
I was too engrossed in the fireworks display.

Huge ass crowd waiting for the fireworks display.

I thought i felt sexy for a moment there until i got a look of the picture taken. It was Real sexayy.

A little close up view of the rein-deers.

These is where Santa hires his rein-deers.

This is what riding a rollercoaster makes you look like.

Tigger woods showing some love.

Entrance to Disneyland. The temperature was about 10 degrees Celsius and dry. My body recevied a climate shock and my lips cracked and have not healed ever since.

It helped that our Inn was 5 minutes away from Disneyland as we had a 3 days pass. I was like a big kid there. We managed to clear all the rides. v[^_^]v

Giving a call to my homie Jay-z to pick me up.

That is a large ass can of energy drink, apprx. 1L i think. Everything sold there is super-sized though. Lol.

Upon checking in our inn, all of us slept throughout the day. We departed Singapore at 9am in the morning but arrived in L.A. at 11am of the same day. Our body just couldnt stand the jet lag.

We only got out during the night but slept again soon after wtf O_O
So, first day in Los Angeles was spent on shopping for rations.
Rations. And more rations. Not to forget, hibernations. hahaha.

Part 2 of the flight. This was taken just as we were about to land in LAX. The view of these mountains were breath taking.

What the hell is Marlboro black?? My first time seeing one. Too bad i don't smoke anymore. Hah.

The assortment of cigarettes. My father bought two cartons of those Marlboro medium reds.

After a butt wrecking 7 hours flight, the plane made a transit stop in Japan for refuelling etc. We managed to look around the airport for awhile. Japan is definitely one of the destinations in my "To visit" list.

I was excited alright.

Alright, it has been a long time since my last flight & i got so excited being in the clouds again. It was amazing to be very close to the clouds. Spectacular.

In the departure hall. I was surprised to see Vanessa Tang there as well. She was on her way to Korea. Nice.

Heh, for those who started viewing from here, good boy/girl. You win a virtual candy. OKgo.

dsfcqavc

2009-12-04T01:04:00.006+08:00

Hello,

Well, ive got nothing on my mind which is of interest right now except for the usual crap. Maybe i can just talk about the general situation of our lovely country. Or maybe NOT!!

HahaHA.

Okay, maybe i will.

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I should be studying right now though. Instead ive been doing nothing of that sort. Anyways i am pissed off right now. A game which i had invested more than 50 hours became corrupted just as i was reaching the last boss.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Confusing man this post. Whenever exam periods are round the corner i get my cramps. This is so stressful. How can i be stressful when i am not putting in effort to study?? The irony!

Can't be bothered to delete this post. What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the background music of this site is driving me insane!!!!!!!! FULL STOP

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DOOOOORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

13 fridays to go

2009-11-16T02:11:00.017+08:00

Hello redman,

Friday the 13th last week was rather heart wrenching as my cousins' house burned down. I was playing the computer when later my mother and brother called to inform me about the incident. As i was too engrossed trying to win a stupid game, i played down the seriousness of the event and continued to finish the match.

Only after winning the match, did i realized that it was something serious so i rushed down there. But by the time i got there everything had been reduced to ash save the bedrooms. Luckily no one was injured. I managed to explore the charred house a little and everything was a mess. The kitchen, where the fire was said to have started was the worst hit with 3rd degree burns. The refrigerator which was ironically supposed to be cold had also melted.

The living room was very dark even though it was only 3 in the afternoon. The whole placed had been stained with soot plus the stench of burned rubber and wood made the place look worse. The whole house was flooded too due to the water sprayed by the firemen. It look somewhat like a scene off the game left4dead only that if a shotgun had been placed nearby we could have exterminated the remaining zombies. Damn, idiot me, no more games for me.

Hopefully my cousins and his family will be able overcome this ordeal soon. It was disheartening to see my uncle insisting to bring in a mattress to sleep at his favourite spot in the living room where he would watch his stack of dvds over the weekend. Those dvds are also burnt now.

Hang in there guys :(

TGIF!!

2009-11-05T22:29:00.013+08:00

Hello yankees,

Ahh, its been 3 weeks since the reopening of school. And i am loving my timetable. The only major con is that for every module, i have a different class and always have to fit in. Furthermore, i am such a lazy ass that i even decided to make a decision which i regretted now which is to fore go one of my modules, "Service skills methodology" and push it to the next sem.

This was a bad idea because i realized that i might have to go back to freaking Sentosa just to retake this particular module. But not only that, i won't be having an awesome time completing this module as i would be without my coursemates whom would have already graduated by then. Unless they would be so kind as to stayback just for me. Aww.. Not a chance in hell!! hahahaha. Bummer T_T

I could have made full use of my 'holiday wednesday' for school and clear my modules instead. Ah park it, enjoy now regret later. -_______-

Yeah, other than that, i just had my first driving practical after keeping my PDL in the closet for a month -_-. Overall i think my driving wasnt that bad as i didnt stall the car eventhough it was my first time trying to drive a manual car, i swear. Only problem i had was after the practical when i felt my left leg had become stiff for pressing the clutch too hard.

In addition, as i am a private student, i didnt get to use the circuit therefore the public vehicles buzzing past me made me all the more nervous>.<. However, i can't wait for my next driving lesson. Hopefully my instructor will allow me to drive in gear 5. LOLz! So looking forward to it. ^_^

Finally, tomorrow is TGIF! Be glad fellas for the weekends. For those of you who arent working over the weekend, time to relax! Me and Relax are best of friends and so is his cousin Slack. On weekdays i always try my best not to hook up with my mate Ponteng, Skip and his hot sister Cabut skolaaa....

2 overdue pics and a video clip

2009-10-15T12:18:00.009+08:00

Hello Friday,

Here are 2 overdue pics and a video clip. & timetable has just been released. I have no school on wednesdays'? Are you kidding me?? Somethings is definitely wrong here.. but ill investigate it later.. okay,

The deep-but-not-so-deep-pool.

Negotiating a sharp bend at full speed.

"Fat kids, stuck in the pool forever". Please bear with the irritating voices. LOL.

And blogger's video sucks. Why are there two video frames and how in the blue hell do i remove em'.

Anddd.. 3 more days of holidays left..!! Can you believe it.. Man, can't wait for the upcoming holidays.. -_-" lol..

Oh and one more thing, we tried to spell the most versatile word in English history but failed gracefully. Cat steven cross the road also..

OK! tataprata!!! ^_______________________________________^

Handstand boy

2009-10-12T01:00:00.007+08:00

Hello boyz2girlz,

I've got some time to spare before nappy time. So ill just doodle something.

You know, i got nothing on my mind right now and i will just type down something down that pops out of my mind so there will be spelling mistakes or even grammar so pardon me.

Once there was a boy named (0_o) who was born a genius. He was regarded as a prodigy and he could talk and recite spells even before he could start walking. By the age of 4 he still could not walk but he continued talking. However, he eventually found out the sad truth that he was actually disabled and unable to walk.

Don't worry, his mom told her friends, "He is a strong boy and will be able to accept the bitter reality" she said.

She was in fact right, he was actually strong. (0_o) would get on his hands in a handstand position to move himself about. But (0_o)'s mother was wrong in one thing, which was that (0_o) was unable to grasp with the reality of his inability to walk. He was jealous of the kids playing soccer badly around his neighbourhood. Thus he decided to teach them a lesson.

A week later, (0_o) changed his mind and decided not to teach them a lesson. His mom LOL-ed at him for that. (0_o) was angry so he LOL-ed back at his mom. There was a fierce LOL battle and in the end his mom won.

So one day, as (0_o) was handwalking down the streets he decided to go to the grocery to buy groceries as a forfeit for losing the battle against his mom. However, upon reaching the grocery he remembered that his father had already gone grocery shopping earlier in the morning. F-His-L. The end.

Thats the end of the short story. I actually have no idea what i was writing but heckkkkkkkk. Sleep here i comeeeeeeee..........

Of mentos and fishermen

2009-10-04T01:27:00.006+08:00

Hello pantarts,

I guess its official, i will have to extend my stay in poly for another 6-12months(?). My wet ears dried up upon seeing the results. I knew that the outcome would be bitter. But hey, lets look on the bright side. You obviously can't read in the dark can you.

However, i am skeptical of people always saying not to give up once you encounter failure. My ears become dry because it is longing for my lazy ass to succeed in something. Hopefully, this experience will be the motivation needed to push myself in the next semester.

Anyways, for the past few days of Hari Raya i have received much flattering remarks which make my wet ears go dry. Most of my relatives feedbacked that i am now fatter than my older brother who has been the reigning champ since 19 years ago. I guessed hitting the 90kg mark is a great achievement(?). But id rather pass the title back to my brother. LoL.

Just wait until i receive some pics and vids containing myself in it to believe it. Even i dont recognise myself in the mirror anymore. This makes my ears go dry too.

3 more weeks of holidays and i am really savouring each and every minute of it. Thank God for holidays. Till then amigos and hoes, adios.

Sleep

2009-09-29T00:31:00.007+08:00

Hello shallow waters,

I feel so =( just looking at the calendar.. I am being a pussy by avoiding my school's website. I dont want to see what i got. In about 2 weeks+ schools going to reopen. Waking up early in the morning is such a chore..

& i feel so demoralised. I hope this wednesday will be my day. I have been stuck to this sheet for the past month and my desire to move on is killing me. bye 5 hello 6 please.

I have always been complaining about my current part-time job but oh boy, i should appreciate what i have after my short stint working at the F1 as a contract worker for only 2 days. I backed out on the 3rd day and i think i would have to pay a fine -_-. The 12 hour job was killing me. That kind of job has just been deleted from my part-time jobs list. My limit is 8 hours before i start grumbling. Bummer. LoL.

Last but not least, lester's party last friday was great but i felt that the turnup was ovewhelming due to it being an open party and the venue became a lil overcrowded. This means that crowd control would be tough for organisers.

A few notable events occurred which caused the event to end prematurely after the arrival of a few cops. I was on the second floor with my old buddy when the whole floor was polluted by a white smoke. Turns out the fire extinguisher had been meddled with.

Not long after i heard gang poems being chanted when i went down to the dancefloor. A skirmish broke out afterwards and it looked like a mosh pit. Was expected. What was unexpected was other chalets around got involved as well.

After the police arrived these people continued making noise at others' premises and it was already 3am. Well, one of them got his ass whooped right in front of me for that. Eh, hope everything is going fine for you lester & boo.

Okay time for sleep. ^_^

SCREW YOU !!!!!

2009-09-12T03:07:00.006+08:00

Hello TEMASEK POLYTECHNICCCCCCCCC,

Todays' post is an exception. I will curse with not hesitation. Without further ado FUCK YOU. Nabei chi hong! Pantat kau takde lubang la sial pe jantan. Kau fike kau pe gigi kat ketiak FIERCE PE pukiwanK? Eh dengar sini la boy, lu maseh budak, gua ni da bapak org gua tak goyang ah. Kalau aku goyang pon stakat pantat aku la pasal sek la EH? Kau da lah gemok skali lompat bukan sluar kau je yang koyak, sluar bapak kau pon koyak la jangan nak step tak tahu taik..

Skarang kau der ape hal dgn aku suro jumpe next week and the week after. Kalau puki kau boleh berbual aku da lamer bual dgn die kat telephone la. Aku serious. Muke kau stakat pecah aku tak puas hati, da pecah aku tetap gigit sampai muke kau handsome. Pasal kau ah aku kene datang balek skola nextweek.

Mak kau aku pena nampak ah kat geylang. Kau jgn nak step "tak" lah eh. Aku nampak die jual dendeng teros aku tendang tu dendeng kat muke die tapi die elak tak kene. Beh aku PEKIK FUCK YOU kat die, die maki aku FUCK you balek. Teros aku balek rumah.

Dengar sini baik2, aku next week tak free nak gi skola buat balek exam. Where got time to reschedule my other shits beh skrg aku kene angkat taik lain. Puki lah supp paper aku nak relek jap pasal holiday pon tak boleh! Mak kau pe laki anak luar nikah shotgun terkejot punye jangan terkejot chow chin chow FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!.......!

September

2009-09-08T08:03:00.002+08:00

Hello and fml,

I barely have any free time now even though its already the holidays. My weekly schedule/routine is as follows,

Mon - Work
Tues - Work
Wed - Work
Thurs - Work
Fri - Rest/Sleep
Sat - Sleep only
Sun - Rest only

As you can see, no free time to enjoy myself. Its either work work & working or being busy on the other days that i'm not working.

And exam results will be out tomorrow. Who invented the words 'result' should die, really. Maybe he had some weird ass name like Michael Results or Tony Results and got results name after him.

Anyway he should have just died before leaving his name in this world and torment innocent people like me.

Ok, off to work ^_-..

RUSSIANS OF SG

2009-08-19T01:33:00.006+08:00

Hello once again.

Okay, suddenly i feel like penning down something. I think, i'll write about yet another group of people in Singapore whom i personally label them as "Russians".

Yes, you see these Russians almost everyday of your lives. And no, they do not look like the Russian people in Russia. In fact, there is actually no link between these Russians and the actual Russians.

These kind of people kind of irritate me but are also slightly amusing to watch. From their actions, maybe they lack basic kindness and courtesy and also, they always have the expression of being unkind and unfriendly look on their faces all the time.

At times, they just give a blank expression like that of a wall and dont give a hoot about whether or not people are watching their antics. These kinds of remind me of how "kiasu" these Russians really are..

Sometimes, these people just ignore those in need and at times even hurt others in the process of achieving the Russian status. When the train arrives, it is time for these Russians to react.

Firstly, they block off the exit, then spot a vacant seat with their eagle eye, then they do some moshing with those who are exiting, afterwards they charge at full speed like their lives depended on it and finally give this expressionless face -> O_O.

Sometimes, they manage to get away with the seat, but other times they lose out to other fellow Russians. It is fun to watch their "paiseh" look when they do not get the seat at that point of time. Serves them right. Haha!

Well, luckily my stint at Sentosa is over and now, back to tp. Buses are the way to go at the moment.. hehehehe

K bye, need to study tomorrow T_T

I got beef

2009-08-04T00:17:00.009+08:00

Hello long time no post,

this is because i have been busy lately. busy doing nothing at all.

Examinations blues is back and there's only 3 weeks left before facing the music. Not the normal music you usually listen to in your ipoods though. So far i haved cocked up 2/3 of my mid term tests. Why does this not sound surprising? -_- *ketak dish*

If i dont buck up now i might have to enlist into the army prematurely. And i dont want that. i still want to be able to make sexay time in poly. to take the load of my chest, i look forward to every tuesdays' doing a little something..

& also these days, i seem to notice more butchers, not at the butchery selling meat to me and my family, but in public places. i dont want to discriminate but i feel that some schools out there like the blue pinafore ones are the butchers' factory. i hate to admit it but these butchers also get all the high quality ones.

i wonder how these butchers pick up lines will be - "hey babe, do you enjoy arts and crafts? i forgot to bring my stationery but, we can both pretend to be the scissors" or "hey, would you like to go out with me or *wink wink*; into me?".

Maybe ladies understand themselves more than their male counterparts and that is their selling point. Some even go so far as to buff their shoulders among other things but thier bukit timah and the nearby redhill is an easy give away though. bet they dint know that. lol!

that topic was random much. i dont know why much comes after random but before i type anymore nonsense i better stop now.

ciao bella!

Aiyah!

2009-07-23T07:03:00.006+08:00

Bull and goat droppings!

After all the preaching i woke up late yesterday and missed the chance to see whether the eclipse could be seen..!

& also it was disappointing yesterday because the Thais were able to get a draw with Liverpool!! hopefully the upcoming match on Sunday will be more productive! d(^_^d)

Hahahahcoughhaha..!

Dark day

2009-07-22T01:51:00.010+08:00

Hello again,

This video was filmed in Turkey when the eclipse occurred. Maybe when you look at this video will you then realize how amazing is the view of the eclipse. I mean, the sky goes totally dark all of a sudden in broad daylight.

It is like a fast forward view from day to night. When you look and think about it, maybe you will realise how small your being is compared to the vast world and the space around us. But no matter how insignificant we are compared to the universe, we still mean the world to others. LoL. Bulldroppings.

According to reports, this time the eclipse can be seen in HD on 22th July (8.30am SG time) in most parts of South East Asia - maybe we might have a chance to see it.

And maybe, some of us will be bestowed the incredible powers like those in the heroes series. O.O

One-liners

2009-07-13T00:19:00.007+08:00

Hello shallow people,

I feel like typing in one line sequences;

The clock is ticking,
I wish the clock would tick faster.
Click, click, click until the day is Wednesday today.
Though, today is Monday.
Weird? This phrase is it not.
Old English writing is confusing,
Wait, i am derailing.
Click,click,click again.
Now i am 25.
Married? Maybe.
What hath happened in between those years.
Don't know.
Click click click click click..
50 now, how now brown cow?
Retired? Cpf. Money. Bliss.
Still, what happened in those years?
Fill in the blanks.
Click,click click, click click click.
Fragile and seventy five.
Whats left? deaf? death? darth vader..

Ok oops! this stuff sounds too gloomy. Haha fcuk that shit yeah! But wouldnt it be great to have a time controller in your hands. Skip all the bad events and stuff just like the movie 'Click'. ^_^

I'd like one of those please!

&.. Back to school work now..T_T

Goodmorning!

He He

2009-06-30T23:04:00.004+08:00

Hello marshmellow,

I've got alot of things on my mind to voice out but some how i dont feel like doing so. So ill just let this video do the talking. Lol.

Oh, and one more thing.

Goodbye Michael Jackson. I believe that the media killed you. I grew up listening to your music.

School' in!!!.. ??!

2009-06-22T01:46:00.007+08:00

Hello good night,

Why the hell am i writing a post when i have another blog to complete when its graded (school assignment). Heck, its due on tuesday so no biggies i think. Holidays have been quick for me to notice as i didnt get to savour it due to my part time almost everyday.

Anyways, the throbbing sensation in my head has been lingering even though a few days have passed. Its quite amazing as my mind tend to drift away and my vision can't seem to focus even as i am typing this. My vision is going up down left right when i look straight. I think this could be due to lack of sleep. LoL.

Currently i am trying to find the time to watch this documentary movie called "Home". Its about the state the Earth is in. I wonder why i like to view things at the macro aspect instead of the micro. Schoolwork is all a bore, i prefer watching the stars and nature. The video can be easily found on youtube and is 1h30mins long, i think it is the only video uploaded recently which has passed the 10min youtube video limit.

Maybe by watching this movie, i will look at Earth in a different way instead of being gay. However i have to be realistic by not being to pro-environmental as the modern day requires resources to survive and prosper. I wouldnt want to be living in a greenhouse and drink water from wells.

Furthermore, speaking of Earth, many theories and predictions of her fate intrigues me such as the Mayan 2012 prediction, or the oil peak in 10years time or even mega events which could alter the face of the Earth. I don't think that many know or might smirk at me if i said that there is a seed vault containing many types of frozen seeds to anticipate these events. This may all sound sci-fi but hey, you'll never know;)

Ah, i'll take my rest now.

Dear God, please make today, the first day of school, a smooth one.

Thank you, good morning.

Men are from Mars, women are from venus? Not!

Mind boggling

2009-06-11T11:54:00.004+08:00

Hello mankind,

What a way to start a day; i was browsing the papers as usual when i came across a certain article today, "Pregnant man Thomas Beatie gives birth to second child". Freaked the shit out of me. Until i got more information that he/she is actually a transexual.

This(transgender) is quite a sensitive issue around the world including Singapore. However in my honest opinion i dont feel that this issue shouldnt be an issue at all. People tend to forget their roots when they think they know better than others and that includes me. I think for this instance, that such things do happen because of psychological reasons. They say that as long as "we are happy, its okay".

Maybe an android from the future(year 2020) will be sent to the past to set things straight.

Plus, the weather has been a pain in the ass recently. & i am lazy to go work later :(

just wanna laze on my bed...........

"feewit, pretty siol. i lost my hp no. miss, can i get yours?"

"sorry no can do dude, i'm pregnant"

Trance

2009-06-11T02:43:00.005+08:00

Hello bella,

I skipped the first plateau & now i am on the 2nd plateau, if you know what i mean. Currently listening to songs by armin van buuren and its like. Helps me ride the flow smoothly as my senses are blended in with the surroundings.

Walls around me are starting to crumble and its not even 6.5 on the richter. Closing my eyes, it seems to get absorbed into nothingness, like a vacuum. Shit is getting more intense as the music progresses into its climax. It'll not be long before i am overwhelmed by myself.

This is what happens when you immense yourself in trance music. Lol.

d(^_~)b..

Cereals cereal why cereals??

2009-06-04T01:26:00.008+08:00

Hello all,

First and foremost, i am elated as the exams are over. However i was shocked to the max, when i heard my friend say "Sialah, stress sia. The paper hard right?" after the last paper. I was going, "Wtf, you should be stressed before the exams, not after". Thats my philosophy when it comes to exams. LoL! But its true, why would you get worked up over something which is already done.

Now, here comes the 3 week break ive been longing for. No more freaking 1h30mins ride to Sentosa just for 2 hour lessons. The trip to and fro is longer than the time spent in class. But hey, the trick to killing boredom is playing a PSP or some console. Makes the trip worthwhile. Kekkeke.

Anyways, theres this mysterious mumbo jumbo beverage that my siblings have been addicted to, including me.

and that stuff has been jamming with his buddies, let me introduce them;

1) Post Cereals

2) Nestle

3) Basically, everything else.

Its not like theres nothing else to munch on, but recently weve been digesting on this for breakfast lunch, dinner, supper, snacks. Maybe this stuff has voodoo jiggy thingy in it. Who knows, the mystery remans unsolved.

Till then.

Bye^_^

Tektonik

2009-05-23T02:33:00.015+08:00

Hello black pepper white pepper,

Maybe i will do a brief write up on Singapore since i have nothing better to do at 2.30am in the morning. Well, from my observation through everyday experiences, i feel that Singapore is beginning to lose its appeal - losing its appeal to locals. Don't get me wrong, Singapore is indeed improving in terms of technology and its economy; but that really is the problem.

I am not hating on anybody but from what i feel, our country is trying its best to be the best in everything by means of using Gameshark. Everything is to be done artificially. I can even pick an example closer to you, for instance, the nearest 7-11 or hypermarts/supermarts. Most particularly in the line of cashiers, these people can be found.

I am amazed that most of them are able to comprehend our English but too bad we can't do the same for theirs. Hey, maybe they are students working part time here and still improving on the language or maybe simply here just to steal our jobs as a hidden agenda. Hehehe.

In sports, borrowed talent is also prominent. I wouldn't be ashamed if our country participated in a competition and lost, rather i would feel cheated if a participant became a citizen and played for our country just for the purse. Maybe if a little borrowed talent to motivate us will help but from what i see, they return to their homelands and celebrate their victory.

My main concern is "Will Singaporeans < Foreign talent?". Will every service be provided by foreigners in future? Maybe because of lazy people like me that this will become a reality. Lol.

After writing this and reviewing this post, the main question should actually be, "Why in the blue hell am i writing such a patriotic post you idiot!"

Lol. Ok smogey breakey time. Adio.

Land of the millionaires

2009-05-13T01:21:00.013+08:00

Hello chicks and dic... ducks,

'Time' is being cheeky this time round again. Before i knew it 10 days has passed since my last post. You know the old saying, "time flies by very fast when you're having fun and sex". I dont know much about the latter though, but i do know that 'Time' has got a new aircraft model and they are using top of the crop level technology. Don't fcuk around man 'Time', sooner or later i will not be able to catch up with the times. :(

Anyways, the past weekend, i spent my Vesak & Mothers day in "The Land of the Millionaires" - Batam. It was supposed to be a family reunion with the rest of my blood relatives there although it was only my first time seeing them. All this while i was convinced that my identity card had a typo in it. When i get angry or sad, i console myself by looking at my IC. Under the 'race' section is the lone word 'Japanese'.

How i longed to meet my counterparts in Japan. Everyday i remind myself that eventhough i am always so unlucky, eventually good karma will return and i will end up with a Japanese chick for my life partner or wife. Not too long later(after 19years) did i realise that the Japanese stated in my IC was actually 'Javanese' and after meeting my other relatives in indonesia did i realise that i was living a delusion. And so that's the end of part one.

Okay, you know the standard stories about people learning how to drive or ride in foreign countries without having a license and then boasting to their buddies about their experience. Well, a certain someone tried to do that but ended with an epic fail. And that some one was.. nevermind cannot say here. Shy!

Lets cut the story short since i have to go to school soon, i asked my Aunt Seri there then to lend me her son's bike. She obliged thinking that i was an experienced rider, the truth was - i wasn't, hehehe. But anyways she gave me a few pointers upon my request of which the short and brief tutorial went something like this:

Seri said "This bike use electric starter one, ya press there to switch on"

Wan asked curiously and excitedly "Really, which one? This button issit?"

Wan presses the switch lightly and the bike comes to life growling and realeasing its pure energy and might.

Seri explained calmly, at times scratching her neck in agony "Apply abit of gas to make the bike move, then the brake is.."

Wan interrupted her speech and surprisingly said "Oh easy la, put gas and.............."

Wan revved the engine and the bike suddenly brought him on the highway way to hell.

Wan thought to himself silently during the journey "HOLY SHIT! FUCK HOW DO I STOP THIS MF'KER"

Then he thought of an ingenious plan and got enlightened "FUCK WHERES THE BRAKES! ARGH NO TIME FOR ALL THAT, BETTER USE MY FEET AND STOP THIS"

Wan stomped his feet on the ground and suddenly everything was in slowmo. He fell gracefully, like a swan, and crashed into the ground. Many people who saw that thought they saw a falling rotten jack fruit(nangka busuk). By then his uncle and cousin who were chasing him on foot caught up to him.

His uncle, Mr Desedyl, smiled and said cheerfully "Wan, ngak apa2? Bisa jalan?"(Wan are you alright? You look handsome today)

But Mr Desedyl picked up the wrecked bike instead leaving him to lie on the ground for a few minutes to cherish and savour the moment..

"Hmm, lets see what time is it.. Holy shit what happened to my arm?!"

Teaching my cousin the ways of a waiter.

"Eh you step on dog manure isit?"

The red compliments well with brown.

If you look closely, the white plaster is actually a ladies.. Ek-hem!..

Sorry for the zoom-in, i didnt know how to zoom out after this pic was taken:(

Thats all for today folks. See you soon ^_^

Pointless

2009-05-03T03:14:00.006+08:00

Hello all,

Have you ever sat down at 3am and all of a sudden thought, "what the hell have i been doing with my life through all these years?" After thinking halfway through for an answer, i suddenly realised that i have been puffing 1/3 of my life away since secondary 2. And then all of a sudden i feel like smoking now. I mean , literally right now 1 second after typing the word "word" before this word. BwahaHAHhaha.

Time for a breather and then to sleep ^_^

Troubles of 2.1

2009-04-28T08:51:00.020+08:00

Hello goodbye,

Okay, finally managed to post this after being dumped in the drafts for some time. So, the date and time of the post is definitely screwed. The actual date and time now is 30th April, 2.55am. Anyways, it seems that my schedule is quite action packed now, "Hai-yak!!!". I have 5 different classes while others have only one form class. Socialize to the max. Maybe i can be a socialite like Paris Hilton. Maybe a local version, Haris Lipton or something. And the remaining spare time i have left is usually directed towards sleeping time. Sweet Jeez.

Alright enough about myself. Anyways something has been bothering me for abit, and that is the National stadium. I wonder how long it will remain standing as i had attended the first "closing ceremony" of the stadium last year. I wonder how many other farewell ceremonies were held after that. I pity those who will be coming here to compete in the Asian Youth Games(AYG) and Youth Olympic Games(YOG) later this year and also the following year when the promised sports hub's development is greatly below schedule.

However a major event will be held at the National Stadium soon, which is the arrival of the almighty LIVERPOOL FC!! Anyone care to treat me the tickets? I promise to pay for your drinks. Soft drinks only okay! :)

Ah yes, some pics for your chubby sister's viewing pleasure(?)

Till then power rangers,

Mainland people.

View from second floor.

Recess.

Get back to work!!

Time to go home!

Giant monster in the background.

Always vacant seats.

Rubble after a brief storm.

Emo girl.

Raouf.

Gay boy.

Where is he??

Squirrel's hideout tree.

Fire drill -_-

Opps, i did not upload this..

Sachok guy and Pinto's Lancer.

Cannot tahan the face sol.

"Sir, i like your hair"

Ocean up ahead..!

Hello Jamaica,

2009-04-23T00:40:00.012+08:00

Eyes wide open, sucked into a dimension
which is there, and which is not.
Staring blankly deep into the walls,
thinking of nothing except of thoughts.
Locked in a prison of bliss,
hoping for an extended sentence.
Its over now, problem-problem-problem.
Problems of reality.

I dont know who wrote the poem above but it sounds lame. Lol. Anyways i am in the midst of the first week of school. The atmosphere of studying at Sentosa is quite refreshing actually compared to schooling near HDB blocks. Bahaha. Maybe i'll snap some photos of the campus(?).

Only the distance to travel there is a mighty Zeus/Thor kick in the ass-hole up until it reaches your stomach and stops. In addition i have 8 freaking modules! The shock is too much for me to handle. Even more shocking than a shocked electric eel getting shocked to death shockingly. -_- And i have foreigners in my classes. I mean literally. The ratio of local to foreigners is 1:50.

Also, i heard from a few sources that my courses' attachment next year will be at Universal Studios USA? Hmm.. sounds interesting, but thou shall not be tricked by thee evil! Bahaha..
Maybe ill have more to say after this week. :)

Anyhow since its 1am, goodmorning to you fellas'. ^_^

Flower pants, everyday

2009-04-16T11:09:00.009+08:00

Hello Sentosa,

Alright, my timetable is out an hour ago and i didnt expect to retake my modules in this semester. And also the timetable makes me go (-_-).. I kind of regretted wishing for a longer recess period during secondary but the situation here is entirely different.

My class break is at least 2 hours but i saw another class with a 6 hour break. Who in the right state of mind would wait 6 hours in school doing nothing.

Maybe, just maybe while waiting for the next class the poor soul can:

1st hr - Go jogging at the beach in midday.
2nd hr - Wait for the sun to set.
3rd hr - Admire the temporary construction around Sentosa.
4th hr - Laugh all by yourself.
5th hr - Call your loved ones.
6th hr - Go home because you are unable to endure anymore.

So far no one i know is in my new class but what the heck, there's still 3 days left to enjoy! Wohoo holidays!

"Ah hui, take picha take picha!"

One sentence

2009-04-12T12:39:00.003+08:00

Hello

I will try and test myself to see how much i can write down in one sentence, beginning from here;

School will be reopening in one weeks time and how fast time flies like the aeroplane soaring through the sky gracefully, beautifully among the flock of birds which sometimes or someday, get sucked into the engine turbines beneath the white wings in which civilizations of the past have never dreamed of and which have turned into reality like a tight slap across the face by your stereotyping parents for failing your examinations when we were kids playing during and after school all day and as you grow up, you tend to look for more exciting things in live rather than your now dull playground when puberty kicks in, when peer pressure, pressures and then turn to hallucinogens and psychedelics out of sheer curiosity but then we follow things blindly as we tend to question things lesser compared to when we were younger like how we used to question, "Mom, why is the sky blue" or "Where do babies come from?" and now we have to always be aware of everything as the phrase what you see is what you get because, what you see is not always what you get and people will always try to take advantage of others gullible and naiveness therefore vent out your anger to this teeth clenching song.

You swindle me right round

2009-04-09T10:41:00.012+08:00

Hello leaders,

When will the nuclear arms race end? Or is just the beginning? USA, North Korea, Iran, Israel - Just to name a few nations which possess these harbingers of destruction. The situation has become more tensed recently with the launching of a test missile/satellite by N. Korea.

I wonder how the future of the next generations will be like.

Anyways, i accidentally came across a song which sounded too familiar to a certain hit on the charts recently. Take 3 mins off and listen to the song on my profile. Lol ^_^

We do not want a repeat of Chernobyl, thank you.

Psycho

2009-04-05T01:19:00.012+08:00

Hello dopple,

Maybe you guys might have already guessed it, that my previous post was an april fool's joke. it was a stale joke really as the next day my results came out bad and soggy. haha. which means an extra 6 months in poly or 3 extra modules for my 2.2 sem? i don't know how the system works but i have to retake it somehow or another.

I cant seem to find the interest and motivation needed to continue studying. "why should i continue doing the things i hate?", was what i always wonder. but my conscious unfolding the path of a routine and mundane job in future is always a dreadful thought. argh, back to square one.. T_T

Talking about conscious; what the frag is it? In my own definition i think that it is the "invisible buddy" and also the "voice inside your head" which keeps one sane and just. Its like when you have the urge to steal when suddenly there is a conflict between yourself and your inner buddy. Your buddy might lay out the consequences of stealing and prevent yourself from stealing.

Imagine going against your conscious for once. when this happens, your conscious might already have given up on you which makes you think the wrong you are doing is right and not left. Meaning that nothing is restraining you from committing the wrong. I mean, this is bad when you start to view every wrong as a right. Therefore, always look right and left. Wtf?

Okay this is a redundant post but ill publish it anyway. ^_^

"Me and myself"

Hello English!

2009-04-01T00:22:00.014+08:00

Hello there bilinguals,

Thought i would just share some comedy me and my friends have been lol-ing over for quite some time now. Its just fun to regurgitate the phrases in the video. Lol.

Watched it many times and it still gives me the same amount of laughter. ^.^

Anyways, ive been kicked out of school.
I repeat; KICKED-OUTTA-FARTING-SCHOOL!
School called me today, and i am trying my best to grasp hold of this situation. The bad news hit me so hard, i dont feel a thing right now.

Shit happens, and i know it happened for a reason.

$$$

2009-03-28T03:38:00.006+08:00

Hello POSB,

Where am i to get those crisp notes for your belly o' money glutton. When i push on your button, it disappoints not only me but also my tummy.

There's been a rumour since the day i moved in to my home of 19 years that blackbeard's treasure is buried at the back of my house. How a lie it turned out to be, for the neighbours on the second floor is all that i could see.

3 consecutive digits and a decimal after the first, its impossible to withdraw damned digits into my purse. I'd like to quench my thirst, on diet coke and mentos. Just joking, my stomach will burst! You bloody Santos.

Damn.

Anyways some random quotes just popped out in my head and i figured i would jot them down before i forget. Simple words but gold.

1. "The best spice in the world is hunger" - Wan

2. "Life is all about experience and discovery" - Wise man

3. "Frozen meat is as good as fresh meat" - Butcher

4. "It is safe to do it, but dont get caught" - Civilian

5. "Now then you tell me.. AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!" - R.i.p

And currently i am hooked to the game fallout 3. It's actually a ps 3/xbox 360 console game but it has recently been released on PC. This game is very realistic and quite bloody. Not a kiddie game though. However; dangerous as it might lead to undesirable effects and withdrawal symptoms. Eg. Paranoia, epilepsy, asthma attack, hysteria, broken leg etc.

The year 2200.

The fallout after a nuclear explosion.

How badass is that?!

Adios!

Nightmare

2009-03-21T13:23:00.010+08:00

Hello Sony Ericsson 910i,

Its been a week since ive been phoneless. & i still have not gotten myself a new no. I dont mind my phone being taken away, however it is the closest non-living thing i have to me which means all my personal data is stored in there. From texts, pictures and even some pond without fishes.

It ticks me off that they rummage through every single thing in there. They think they are doing this for the sake of changing me for the better. Whose sake? Rice wine?

I cannot say that i am truly independent at the age of 19. But at 19, i do have a life. & currently they are confining mine. For how long will this last i wonder? Freedom is all that i ponder.

Anyways i had a nightmare this morning. I saw an eclipse from my kitchen window and heard a loud wind instrument most probably a horn and all of a sudden there was a meteor storm showering across the night sky. As i was watching the strange phenomenon in awe, a blue planet probably Pluto came dropping from the sky.

It barely missed earth and suddenly people came out from nowhere and started cheering. Before we could rejoice, a larger planet maybe Jupiter hit earth and i thought that was the end of us. Then i woke up. Very surreal dream i say.

Weird. I was tripping even in my dreams.

First, the eclipse.

Then came the meteor storm.

Followed by pluto.

And finished off by Jupiter.

Okay, off to Sandtoser!

Anyways,

stop contacting my handphone 9640****. anything reach me through fb/msn/myspace/friendster.

I am being interrogated. Thank you.

Hiatus

2009-03-14T21:48:00.012+08:00

Hello readers,

Ok, my grandmothers son is being a pain in the ass crack right now. First, his taken my phone. Now everything which has been purchased using his money, any leisure items which bear his signature, he wants to claim everything back. Too bad i bought my guitar using my OWN money! haha! Oh shit, my underwear is registered under his name. damn.

Which means, this laptop i am using right now. Is going back to papa. So this might be my last post before going on hiatus. I dont feel comfortable typing shizz on a desktop. It is a pity people wont visit my blog anymore T_T but nevermind.

It has been a great 4 months knowing you "http://iareyourfatheryouareigrandfather.blogspot.com/" and you've help me get loads off my chest and also you Acer laptop. Be a man okay. Somehow, Ill find a way out and return. I promise to change your skin. Puffy power!

Any of you lovelies can call me through my home though. Ill be hoping he changes his mind but i doubt he would. Somehow he and his wife despises me being with my friends more than them(?). With parents like them, who wouldnt. Anyhoooooooooooo i'll get a new no. asap. & Ill be taking a break from blogging too.

Some random pics that ill be clearing off for now. Dont angry angry me okay. ^_^

Part time butchers. Not the lesbian butcher okay.

I am not eating surprisingly okay.

But still fat, slim down "lah" boy okay?

Eh this one cannot, too young and skinny. Time machine okay.

Yes, this is me currently. Slim down already okay!

Oi, people praise abit then become balloon issit okay??

Ah-ha. This is okay.

Friendly people i met at the market okay.

Okay thats it,
Take care, dont take drugs! Toodles!

Gloomy post

2009-03-14T17:04:00.011+08:00

Hello God,

i know you're reading this.

Please bless the soul of my friend's brother, Hafiz Bin Hamid who has recently left this world prematurely. I do not know him personally but i have seen him on various occasions and he is a nice person. Yesterday's burial proceeded smoothly, but on our part we are sorry to be late and also if we had caused you more problems Mr Mordant.

Life is so fragile, it takes little effort to squeeze the soul out of a human. Many people believe that before we pass on, we should enjoy ourselves to the fullest extent. Some people choose to party hard or become very important people in life to create memories and leave a good impression or legacy to the ones they left behind.

Ive read about a group of elderly woman who were battling cancer, and whom many can call "Grandma" trying to get into St James and were denied because they were too old. They then fought for their rights to party, but i dont know if they won or not. Maybe that's how they want to cherish their last moments on earth.

As a believer, i believe in the afterworld and a ticket to heaven is obtainable by following a complicated set of rules and practices. I wonder when my time comes, will i be ready to go or not. This is because i think my fate is currently tilting heavier on the scale of hell than heaven. @_@

Right after the burial procession, the car we were in met with a minor accident. My friend who was the driver was slapped with a $5,000 debt. I feel bad because i could have prevented it from happening, but i failed to do so. Hopefully you can have the strength to bear the burden.

And also my phone has been arrested by the Ministry of Home affairs. The bail meted out; getting excellent grades for my exams. But i failed 3 out of 4 of the papers and i haven't told them. So, i guess its time for me to go prepaid. -_- Adding on to that, my intention of getting a job has to be postponed due to the retest nextweek. I plan on locking myself at home during the night to study until its over. i hope to pass the second chance given. Damn me for not passing.. O_O

1 more thing, i apologize bareknuckleman for not attending your gig today due to unforeseen circumstances. T_T

& sorry for the gloomy post,
You sonamajoes.

Chop Suey

2009-03-12T03:14:00.012+08:00

Hello Paris.

Ok, i wont be discreet about this. Ive just reached home. And my heart is still racing. I was trying to sleep for the past few minutes but for the first time in my life i couldnt. The lingering and painful sensation etched on my head reassured me that what had happened a while back was reality. There were two major highlights of 'suey-ness' of the day.

Firstly, i flunked 3/4 of my papers. And now i have to get back to my books to do the supp paper.

However the second event that happened was much more important. To put it into simple terms, i got a 'tycot' roughly half an hour ago, if you know what i mean. Ive heard and read of stories about people, mostly teenagers getting their candy ass whooped in the wee hours of the morning. Not exactly entertaining to hear about, if you get it right in your face.

Ok i'll tell you a little of the story even if you dont want to hear. Haha, you got no choice.

My friends and i were having the daily social gathering which lasted until about 230am. We sat there for 2 hours at this place and later decided to go to a nearby 24 hour store for refreshments when about a few meters from where we had sat, a group of 4-5 people approached us immediately. We had not noticed them earlier on.

My first impression was plain clothes police and thought they were just doing their routine patrol but how wrong was i when a loud thud was produced from my forehead. They had shouted at us a question, "Eh korang mane punye?" before charging. I think they managed to get 3 clean hits on my head before i realized it was a sudden attack, then i glanced behind and saw my mates running off to safety.

You dudettes might say we were sissies for not fighting back but in case you were wondering, they attacked with weapons. Bloody ass weapons which could inflict severe damage. On the other hand, we were armed with a bottle of juice, my oreo wrapper and two loafs of bread. I think that it was a blunt object which hit me, like a wooden pole. However, i am very thankful it was not a sharp weapon.

Seeing that there were many of them and a few others appearing out of nowhere, i made a hasty decision to split from my mates and ran off in a different direction. I barely managed to shake them off even though my head was twirling and took refuge across the street. Thinking back, i could have broken my previous record of shuttle run with that speed.

What a way to get free 'meat' bastards. Some display of cowardice there. And to add on to that, they were most probably people from not around the area of incident as they were advancing from the direction of the carpark. What happened to pride and fair play? I felt that God had helped us by giving a sign to go to the store. It would have been much uglier if we were to be ambushed sitting with our valuables sprawled on the table or if someone were to fell while escaping. This tone of writing might make me sound calm, but..

you're right, i am calm now that ive reached safety . Now for the next step.. .. Leceh ah joy .

Anyways, this is a fictional work. Cool and convincing huh. Lol.

The end.

Your mother father

2009-03-08T23:56:00.020+08:00

Hello motto,

Before going off to neverneverland, i think i am going to give you mottos a few examples of Singlish which can either be expressed verbally or in written form. Some of their origins are obvious while others are debatable. I am doing this just for the fun of it. Do not take it too seriously. An example will be given after every explanation.

Botak = Hairless/Nude head. 'Bo' from the dialect meaning 'don't have' and 'tak' from the Malay word meaning 'dont have'(?). Still wondering where the hair comes from.
"Eh brather, why cut botak? Going NS issit?"

Tiam = Shut up. Maybe derived from the Malay word 'diam' which has the same meaning.
"Tiam la. So noisy leh. Later i keel you"

Cop = Steal something/Shoplift. Or maybe a variation of the Malay word 'kaup' meaning take something/everything.
"You stupit ah. Why you cop only one shoe from the display??"

Buey Tah han = Cannot take it. Or 'Tidak boleh tahan' in Malay.
"Buey tahan leh. Today so hot even my coolness cannot counter the heat"

*Kana sai = Meaning to get hit by manure/shit. Cross breed word again.
"Kana sai leh you. You dont know meh can buy infinite burger at Macdonald if you buy ez-link concession"

Lan Cap = To wiggle/shake something. Usually a bottle of sauce.
"Honey, wait for me here. I go there awhile ask that stall chio bu help lan cap for me"

Lem Bek = Weak. Or 'Lembik' meaning weak in Malay.
"Don't so lem bek leh. Kunyang or what -_-"

Pu ki ma = Adult flower. No comment.
"Pu ki ma, so expensive!"

Sheng Siong = A local supermarket. Go here to buy your groceries.
"Eh follow me go Sheng Siong. My mader ask me to buy 12 eggs"

I think there is a lot more but this is all i could think of for now. Lol. Wo yao shui jiao.

Job, successful

2009-03-07T02:10:00.005+08:00

Hello friends,

Okay heres an amazing story, recently not too long ago about a few days back this week of this month in the year 2009,

there was a student of a local university who was reported to go bonkers after having his scholarship revoked. This student, in the midst of anger and frustration, supposedly bore a grudge against his mentor due to this reason and was alleged to have stabbed the professor on the back and arms and he later died a few moments later. I mean the person who stabbed the professor died after he stabbed someone.

If you want to know the reason why the student died, please hold ctrl + alt and slam the F4 button in fast repetition.

Good luck.

This story is not related to any person living or not. Dont sue me.

Anyways i finally got a job! Wohoo! Finally man! Can have money to partay and sexay!
Works starts tomorrow and my contract ends.. ..

tomorrow . -_-

Job application sample

2009-03-03T00:02:00.016+08:00

Muhammad Ridhwan
Paris Escargot, Black 357, #01-544
Singapore b013h!

18/03/90

Sambadi Setop Mi (Chairman)
Surefael Company & Co
Singapore 53xYCh1CK5

Dear Mr Sam,

Re: Please employ me, or else..

I am writing this letter to apply for the position of Chairman at your company. Hope you dont mind. I have the qualities and quantities of a professional. I am requesting not much for my salary, not less than 10k a day if possible, however i wont complain if you decide to pay me more.

I dont like to boast about my capabilities here but what i can only say is that you like to watch the teletubbies in your free time dont you? How about those gay costumes under your bed? You sure like to dress up huh even though you are married with 2 lovely kids. Dont even think of risking your lifestyle by not employing me.

Hopefully you review my letter very carefully. I am waiting for your reply patiently. If you dont reply by tomorrow thats it, you wont be able see the sunlight ever again if you know what i mean.

Yours sincerely,
Ridhwan

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Okay, seriously i do need a job. Expenses man. This is one the many times when i wish i was a rich kid. But still i would appreciate it if someone donates a million to me for fun. Ill reward anybody with a light tap on the shoulder for anyone who is willing to do so.

And hopefully i enroll my license soon, its sponsored babe! Vroom vroom!! Too bad i am lazy. =(

Ok i want to sleep. Good night.

Fever, flu, cough

2009-03-01T02:49:00.012+08:00

Hello Sandman,

Woah, i did a sleeping marathon today. Felt unwell after returning home from lesters chalet/party. I was quite stoned due to unforeseen circumstances and most of the time i was sitting while others were prancing around.

Then i saw a gangster wannabe provoking everybody who was dancing. I saw that and was provoked too but i was feeling peaceful at that time so nevermind. Lol. At home hibernated from 1pm - 11pm. I caught the fever, flu and cough at the same time. 3 hit combo. Felt like dying. Lol.

Feeling much much better now after taking some medication. However there's still a strained feeling on my chest, prolly due to bronchitis. Whenever i breathe there will be a weezing sound. This sucks.

I am contemplating on quitting smoking as asthma attacks is becoming more frequent. And i do not suffer from asthma in the first place. Going to miss all the lovely times i have had with my cancer stick for the past 6 years we've been together dude =(

Stoned face & sitting at the party.

What an exciting 1st day of the holidays

2009-02-26T18:44:00.007+08:00

Hey what the fcuk,

Since when has temasek polytechnic become a secondary school? Yesterday before my last paper, an anonymous person called my number. She didnt even have the courtesy to introduce herself and straight away started rambling.

I was like who and what the fcuk is this beach talking about and i had to ask her for her particulars. The tone of her voice pissed me off and it turns out that her name was some Mdm Tan whom i have never heard of and is supposedly my form teacher, since when the fcuk. Through my whole year in poly my form teacher has always been a Virginia Cheng. Impostor, i thought.

She spoke things that did not make sense, like "Ridhwan, your results have been very poor and not up to standard. You need to buck up" and guess what, she gave that helpful advice an hour before the commencement of my last paper. Beach, check the calender. And also "Your attendance has not been good, have you been skipping classes?", eh beach, you already say its not good still ask for fcuk?? And i still don't know who the fcuk is you!!

That was okay, but the worst thing happened the next day just awhile ago. That beach called my father and talked about school. Nobody, and i mean NOBODY talks about school with my parents. I don't know why the fcuk but school is more important to them than their children's aspirations and dreams.

Maybe some parents want us to achieve what they couldnt when they were younger. But isnt that narrow minded thinking? For some of you who got their parents support in whatever decision and reason, good for you. That is not my fate.

I mean i dont hate them or anything as they are the reason why i am here, but i just feel that sometimes they are the barriers to my happiness. My dream for now is to get out of this fcuking house asap and i promise i will not fcuking regret it if it comes true.

Ahahahahahahah

2009-02-26T10:25:00.014+08:00

Hello ah,

Woohoo ah. Just finished my exams yesterday ah. But i think i will have to resit 75% of them ah. But nevermind, when the time comes i'll just have to study again ah. The main thing is my holidays of 2 months have already started ah! =D

And why are my posts getting shorter and shorter ah? Lol ah. I think i'll write a more appropriate post next time ah. Hah ah.

Maybe i'll add some pics then!!

Hmm. Good deal.

SHE WAS ALIVE??

Pictures speak a thousand words.

In case you didn't know, the soccer guy is Peter Crouch and he is hella tall.

And finally, and interesting video. MUST WATCH!

With love ah,
Ridhwan ah

2 More Days T_T

2009-02-23T23:16:00.009+08:00

Hello,

I don't know why, but these past few weeks i've been feeling very delusional about life. Everything seems like a dream to me. My mind keeps leaning towards the entertainment aspect of life. I have not been giving a flying fcuk about my priorities even though my conscious is fully functional.

Is this a normal feeling?

This. Is. Bad.

Seeing that only 9 hours is left for my next paper and my habit of staring into books have not vanished. My hopes of becoming a professor has faded into the oblivion..

Haha. Lol. -_-

Conquer!

2009-02-18T21:59:00.003+08:00

Hello argHHH!

Whenever exams are around the corner, i become very 'kanciong'. Somehow i will lock myself up at home.

Being MIA sucks, i belong outside, i belong to the wild. Cant wait for next wednesday when i will be set free from the cage!

Nevermind, all these sacrifices are part of my plans to take over the world.

Soon.

Ok, go!

2009-02-18T03:17:00.020+08:00

Hello trannies,

Ahh, home sweet home. Just got home you sonamapeach! Anyways, me and 5 others had a ride in Lachtmen's car just now. Ya, he is a yellow triangle man; he just got his license yesterday. And the most exciting part was when the car started to literally dance on the main road eventhough the car was not fitted with hydraulics. Don't worry Lachtmen, people who saw that must think that you are kewwl with the double w.

RANDOM WARNING: Changi Village is dangerous, the He's over there got my heart racing. Please God, i want to remain straight T_T

Riding with fresh new triangle men/women is always exciting because there is an element of surprise. The other time with another dude, we almost banged into a lady who jumped out of the bushes suddenly causing him to jam brake and the car made a sharp swerve like a Tokyo Drift wannabe.

We decided to confront her but she immediately flew to the top of a tree. Actually we wanted to compliment her charming looks and cute white gown. She gave off a flowery scent too. We honestly had no intention of scolding her.

And also riding w/o license is teh sacks. (Not me!) It's fun but kids, dont try this at home. This is not across the causeway. Don't let me find out, i will definitely smack your dinggedingdongs until it shingelinglings.

Anyways, i felt guilty cos i betrayed my books today. I vow to study from now until the end of time so that i can pass my upcoming exams. Thank you every march and left right, left right, left right left.

Lachtmens' signature move

S'pore boleh

2009-02-14T21:45:00.005+08:00

Hello S'poreans,

Many local people tend to criticize our local talent in the field of music. For this topic, i am on the fence. Its true that the majority of kids here prefer mainstream and popular hits to underground tunes. We argue that local music lack 'successful' elements - such as quality, appeal or is just plain crap and CMI. In my opinion, I feel that it is impossible to define what music is, as music differs with each individual. If something is nice and pleasant to hear, then it is music to the ears.

In fact i listen to many genres of various origins, even local ones. However I am not going to persuade anyone to suit with my liking as i believe that everyone should find their personal taste. I would prefer to introduce a brand to someone and see if they like it rather than forcing them to conform.

Recently i discovered a genre called "S'pore comedy" by local bands. These songs are catered to S'poreans as much Singlish is used. The lyrics are humourous too!

The current song on my profile is a good example. Take a few mins off and listen to the song on my profile. Sit back and sip your 'kopi'. (The song is in Malay though.)

Cheers.

2009-02-13T01:52:00.011+08:00

Hello students and fellow classmates,

The medicine that the doc gave me was strong. Ive been in and out of reality for the past few nights and it feels great. I wished i could've stayed out and not come back to papa. This is because i havent even started focusing on my revision yet even though i am highly motivated to pass my exams.

Every evening, i will just lay my books out in front of me and just stare blankly into it for 3-4 hours, but then falling asleep later because of not doing anything benefitial. I dont know if its a psychological problem, but me and studying just dont quite get along with each other unlike me and your sister.

Alas, tomorrow will be the last day of school.. last?..

..Eh? Last day of school??? Serious ah

Damn, how come my mother never tell me sia!

K nevermind, back to topic.. ^_^
Eh, but fcuk you! There never was a topic in the first place. I forgot to put in a title for this post -___-

Anyways, i barely managed to pass all my coursework. Everything depends on the main test next week..

EH! NEXTWEEK?!

How come your father never tell me sia!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH..!!

Ill put on my study cap tomorrow and study like ive never studied before. The whole world's depending on me right now. & if i fail, so will the world.

So lend me your strength guys..
KameHAmeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Coming soon

Whoa what just happened?

2009-02-08T23:52:00.040+08:00

Hello there, (' ' ,)

Well today, the 8th of Feb, is officially the craziest day of my life. I would have faced terrible consequences. Death included. Fortunately God willing, i made it through the day. I really should think more rationally now. And, many thanks for your help dude, though I had doubts about you; I wasn't sure whether you were trying to help me, or kill me. However it would have been impossible for me to make it alone. (^_^)

This might be my shortest post ever therefore it is short. (-_-)

Okay, now to prepare for my final presentation tomorrow!! (O_O)

Oh wait, lets recite this 'DIY yourself' poem together kids.. lol. (~_~)

This is cool shiet,
Go ahead - invert it

Instead of
Angels and Demons,
You'll see
Bagels and Lemons

Hey ill try,
To lengthen this
So dont cry,
Im your sis

Poems are fun,
So are birds
Which berd?
Berd birds

So this is goodbye,
Not goodhi
You hairy,
Pie

Excuse me miss, i cant get to **** you

2009-02-04T02:08:00.028+08:00

Hello girl,

I don't know if you're reading this, but i just want to say that i love you.

Or maybe i don't. What do you call an affectionate feeling for someone for years? (2 years i think lol). Too bad its one sided. & no Shafiq sec 3, its not Amy. _|_(^_^)_|_

For this post, i'll name her 'chicky'.

This might be the first time im confiding about this chicky. Too bad this piece of sh!t can't respond (this blog). The reason why i cant confess is simply because that chicky is my friend -_- Jeng jeng jeng, makkau.

Okay, i feel all gay right now typing all this slimey stuff. I dont want my keyboard to get all sticky and also tak macho sia post ni bende but ill try to endure.

Basically i dont want to jeopardize things now. Its cliche when relationships sour and so does your friendship. Nevertheless, from time to time, i think about this chicky. I will be contented just to watch chicky laugh from afar. *Pa-pa-kek!*

But painfully and gradually the feeling vanishes. Distracted by other fake chickys might be the main cause, hmm. However, when i see that chicky again my energy comes back to life like drinking tongkat Ali. Magical chicky girl. lol.

Affairs of the heart makes one all vulnerable and at the same time a pillar of strength. Its like paying money to a drug peddler eventhough he overcharges you and you knew it, just because you need a dose to survive. I would be glad if i could get a dose everyday.

Luckily, there are gay friends to make love to me. Eg Bucktooth, Busok, Fireman, Trojan, Tuna Mayo all of you.

Ah damnit, thats enough for now me asswipes! I am going to sh!t from my mouth if this goes on. Ill not entertain questions from anyone. Thread closed. Haha

Time to have a breathing exercise and drink coffee! Yes ah!

Posing in front of a large durian we bought at discount from the market.

Posing but dont want to take picture.

Conflict & Sacks

2009-02-02T21:55:00.015+08:00

Hello chickies out there,

I have a few assignments to complete now, however i would like to spare a few minutes of my time writing this piece. So, lets talk bout sex today.

Haha.

But before that, lets look through the news. Everyday, conflicts of all sorts seem to take place. It is evident through political conflicts (eg war, rallies), differences of values (racism, debates) or a wounded pride. (I am not talking bout asian pride, or gay pride though. lol.)

You can even find conflict in works of art - Literature. You know the one where, "person vs person" or "person vs nature" or even "person vs animal"(?) bull.

Getting back on track, train goes "choo choo", where there is conflict, swords clashing go "ching ching", violence is not trailing far behind.

It would be a happy ending with fairies stealing milk teeth from children under pillows for their stew, if everyone in the world understood each other. No debates, no murders, say no to drugs. However fairies do not exist and so does a peaceful world. From what i see is going on around the world right now, i can safely say that the world is a fcuked up place.

Even a rational a mind, one can go bonkers if they keep burdens bottled up for too long. Who would expect say, a loving and successful man to erase his whole family including himself after losing all his physical possessions to the recent recession. Thats an extreme example of what when you have conflicts with yourself. This happened in the states.

At the end of the road, we are just mere humans who just don't understand humans..

Enough with all these conflicts, time for sex!!

And oh ya, Happy 19th Birthday *kepak kepak kebing kebing doong doong kedoong* (Jiran kat sebelah shouts, "tu bunyik orang kahwin bodoh!) Hidayah Jais. Best wishes with your mr postbox. ^_^

big twanger, small twanger. haha

Sleepy

2009-01-29T21:26:00.010+08:00

Hey you,

Yeah you. Ill keep this post up for some time. Why? Because of you my sleep was interrupted just now. I know you'll be coming to this blog after tagging on yours. Don't you know that blogging can be a dangerous tool? People say what goes around comes around. In this case, news has come around. Don't be surprised if my fists comes back to the source. Feel free to tag on my board to your right. Anytime.

Gay or what!

2009-01-27T20:05:00.012+08:00

Hello senoritas,

I don't know how, but i suddenly came across this particular local blogger's site. Some of you might have come across the same blog before or is an avid reader of the blog, but man(gay)! He's fcuked up(by a guy most probably).

However i think everyone has the right to express himself, but really, he's totally fcuked up(by a guy most prolly). I mean, he ENJOYS being criticized by posting absurd posts. I guess he himself is the definition of absurd. Too bad there are those who support his ideology or the world would have been a safer place.

Goodluck on your site pal(gay), continue to have fun getting dissed by the public. It's totally fcuked up(by a guy most prolly) getting flamed everyday.

I found this on the blog. These are only the mild ones.
(Pictures are not mine and only for reference, lol)

Hmm not bad, quite hot, wife-able but tadah! she's a guy!

Local version of PCD or,

Teletubbies?

Ah, and not surprisingly there's school tomorrow.
But surprisingly, my econs project is due tomorrow and as i was about to start doing it this morning, i realized that all my lecture notes were not filled in yet so good luck to me too -_-

I know i know, in the mean time i'll pump myself up to endure the upcoming 8 hour marathon of project work before school starts. Here goes...

PROJECT MODE TRANSFORM!!!
ARGHH!! ITS COMING! ITS COMING!! 5555!!!!!!
HADOGEN!!..
NEED TO COMPLETE COMPLETE!! Complete Comsleep.... Sleep.. I feel sleepy. zzZ..

Time Travel

2009-01-23T01:08:00.016+08:00

Hello mans & womans,

Guess what?

What?

Just guess la, haiyoo why so lidat..(sic)

Anyhow, do you like time traveling? If you do, then listen up.

Dr Me has found out a way to make you "time travel."
K here's how to do it.

To qualify you either need to be in either secondary or Jc.
After thats cleared try not to sleep in school so that when you reach home you will be sleepy.

Then go to sleep at 6 in the evening.

If you are lucky you will wake up at 7-730pm and your mind will trick you into thinking its 7-730 in the morning.
You would have tricked yourself into believing that you have had already slept for 12 hours.

Thats what happened to me a few times during sec school. I was shocked to see the sky so dark then i rushed to take a bath. After putting on my uniform my parents ask me where the hell i was going.

I told them i was late for school, and they said that there is no school at night.
Cant believe that i played a joke on myself. My whole world seemed to crumble then.

Later I became too ashamed of myself and was unable to face them ever again. It was too unbearable for them to face the truth and left the house in search of solace..

Its been years now,
Mom & Dad, please come home=(

Happier Times

Hello yellow

2009-01-19T00:21:00.007+08:00

Hello once again,

&

Hello twice again.

Hello.

Ah, just had a haircut by my favourite Queen Tompok.

I wanted a modern mullet, you know.

But instead Queen Tompok gave me a mohawk but with a touch of mullet(botak at front).

I call this cuisine, MulletHawk.

Side view.

& i dread the coming Monday.

Deadlines and unpreparedness don't go well together.

Well, what to do, the sky is blue...

Late for school

2009-01-15T09:24:00.012+08:00

Hello hello,

The time as i am typing this now is 9.25am. I just woke up from bed 10mins ago. And class has started since 25minutes ago. What does this mean you ask? This means i am late for school you dumb blonde! Or already marked absent so to say. Still can ask. Noob! My next tutorial is at 2pm, plenty of time for me to have my breakfast, lunch and a vacation.

The worst thing is that this will be my last chance to skip tutorial before warning letters start coming in, so i have to think of a plan.

This is my first plan. I think that being awake in the wee hours of the morning is just unproductive and a common practice for students. For example, my current standard lights off is at 3am. Then i will have to wake up at 11am to feel fresh like a toothpaste.

If i wake up at 9am, i will get the remaining 2 hours from the 8 required hours of sleep from lectures in school. If i don't, i will die. Which means, my resolution for next year would be sleeping before the clock strikes 12.

Or plan B. If need be, i might have to use my secret twin brother which not even my mother knows of which i have been keeping underneath my bed for some time. I will ask him to go school on alternate days. Don't worry, no one will spot the difference if you're wondering you noob.

Okay seems like this matter is settled, thus i can regain my two hours of sleep now.

Ke-chi-ke-chi-ke-bye. d(-.-)b Zzz..

Mary Jane

2009-01-15T00:08:00.012+08:00

Hello fellow cadets,

I was deeply saddened after reading the article, "A 20-year-old Ghanaian has been sentenced to death in Singapore for trafficking 2.6 kilograms (5.73 pounds) of cannabis" - http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gUuxqJiLR44eZFz5HvcZziVXlGyQ dated the 2nd of Jan 2009.

Firstly, I would like to declare that i am strictly against heavy abuse of drugs.
This post is just my 2 cents worth regarding the issue.

After browsing through a few Singapore forums regarding the article, i was not surprised to find out many of them supported the death penalty for drug trafficking. This is because i noticed that most of them feign ignorance and have stereotyped the word 'drug'. Many people just chant unanimously upon handing down the death sentence. What majority of them do not know that many of these so called "drugs" have various classifications & for your information, marijuana is termed as a herb.

However, a point that i would like to highlight now is regarding the death penalty against the 20-year old Ghanaian who was sent to the gallows for trafficking Mary Jane. For goodness sake, he died for bringing in herbs. Cannabis is usually consumed as it is, while cocaine and heroine are chemically altered before consumption.
Interestingly, my interest in cannabis grew after my love with reggae music.

Reggae musicians, or rhastafaris are a happy bunch of people. After reading various articles and viewing videos, i found out that their secret to their happy nature was due to marijuana. But hey, i am not encouraging anyone to smoke pot, but this is actually a fact in Jamaica.

What i am really unsatisfied about is that according to statistics conducted by various online sources(check for yourselves if you don't believe me) death due to marijuana is.....

Zero!..

I think that more people have died for trafficking the herb compared to smoking it. In this case, the unfortunate fellow who was only a year older than me had a premature ticket to meet his Maker. His dream was to play football in Singapore but he was not given a second chance even considering his tender age.

For me, i feel that marijuana has similar effects as alcohol. It gives you the "senget" feeling, but the reason why they do not criminalize alcohol is because it is a versatile product. From alcohol you can get wine, beer, liquor etc. Rich people need high class cuisine and luxury wine fits the bill. However when a person gets drunk, he might be influence to commit murder and is the spark to the contained hatred and also many other crimes. Nevertheless, from what i see, getting high on marijuana encourages laughter and a relaxed mind.

Jahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Unfortunately, living in Singapore where marijuana will definitely not be decriminalized in my lifetime preventing me from giving a more concrete argument. It would be a dream come true for me to be sitting with the ministers and have my 1st taste of the herb with them.

I am not saying Singapore should abolish the death sentence, i am saying that the world is unfair.

This is a not a promotion and this post may contain flaws, however this is only my opinion regarding the matter.

Mascot.

I was tired so i decided to take a jog

2009-01-13T19:05:00.013+08:00

Hello mortals,

As i was standing under a tree at Bedok Reservoir for a breathing exercise after lunch in school today, a heavy leaf dropped on my head.
So i asked my friend, "why is the sky blue?"

He answered, "Because i am hungry"
Then we laughed continuously back to the canteen.

It was vague but i recalled that we already had lunch so i asked my teacher at the nearby table, "Had we lunch awhile ago?"

The teacher replied angrily, "I thought i told you that class is canceled today!"
We were sad and hungry at his shocking remark. Thus decided to proceed home.

However my friend suggested going to the library instead to do our project. Upon reaching the library, we left without saying a word.

In the end we tried going to the canteen again to grab a bite. However my friend purposely shoved his fingers quickly into my mouth, as if trying to grab my mouth, as i was about to a have a bite at my sandwich causing his fingers to bleed. I figured he had misunderstood the phrase, "Grab a Bite".

Feeling frustrated, my teacher and i went to Bedok Reservoir to have a breathing exercise under the tree near my school.

This time a heavy leaf tried to fall on my head again, but i realized what was going on and i parried the attack and it accidentally hit my teacher on the face. He was in pain but we decided to laugh instead, so i decided to publish this post. Thanks ('' ,)

Haaa Haa Haa haa haaaa..

daily school blues

2009-01-08T23:32:00.021+08:00

Whats up my niggaaaas? Whats up rockers?!

Heheh. Today my fingers feel like laughing. But my mouth isn't. Lol.

Haha.

Whahahahahha.

Mmmphhhhhhggiggigigiiii..

K done.

Ok, putting general posts aside, this post's a little special because i want to brag.

Yes, i received my results just now and i failed 2 out of 3 modules for mid sem. Hahahaha. And i missed a test on psychology(4th module) which was 20% of whole sem. Wakakaka.

Shut up la fingers. Not funny okay. Mother fcuker i am going to break you, mr & mrs fingers, and your other 3 kids on each side! Kekeke.

Sigh, naughty fingers. Bwahaha.

Anyways, failing tests is actually nothing new to me. Since secondary school, i have been passing only 1 subject on average. That got me a golden ticket for an extra year, not at Wonkas. The same thing happened again for my prelims, which i passed only my English and got an L1R5 of 45. Nice cute number aint it?

My poly academics feels so deja vu. Passing my O' Levels seem like a miracle now. Seriously. Jajajajaja. Maybe the Ramesh(Adam Khoo's disciple) shizz really worked or maybe God granted me a temporary brain boost for that period. That's why i say, drink milo.

Just as i was mourning over my mid sem results, my neighbour knocked on my door and told me another tragedy. In about 5 weeks time would be my final sem examinations and projects due in 2 weeks (5% complete). Futhamuckas! Why can't they let me mourn in peace.

Ah, carpe diem.

My graves' almost done, all comfy and peaceful looking.

All that's left are the invitations.

Astral Travelling Mishap

2009-01-05T20:11:00.013+08:00

Hello offsprings of Adam;

Do you like sleeping? And in your sleep, can you recall the events that happened in your dreams? There are many different kinds of dreams; such as dreaming of rainy days where you are stuck indoors, taking a shower in the morning or going swimming at a pool near your house in your sleep. Those are called wet dreams. Or have you ever dreamt of waking up from your dream, but you end up waking up from your dream inside your dream instead and cannot get back into reality and start to panic in your dream? Then those are high-level nightmares.

How about the intense, bursting & tingling sensation in your peepee urging you to wake up and go to the loo, but you choose to take the easy way out and dream about going to the loo or dream of going to a secluded bush where you think nobody's watching and start to relieve yourself. Then you deserve a muay thai kick to the neck by your father for soiling the bed sheets.

However, have any of you experienced a strange phenomenon called astral traveling?

Astral traveling may be likened to a near death experience whereby your soul leaves your body and you are able to see the surrounding area. Picture yourself floating above your own physical body and being able to fly anywhere you want. Cool or what!

They say you are able to step into the gates of heaven and hell during this state. I remember once long ago, though vague, a personal experience of astral traveling. It happened to me when i was in kindergarten 2 or primary 5. One night i had a bottle of dormicum to aid me sleep as i had insomnia. Not long after climbing my bedroom window as usual, i grew tired and fell asleep.

When i thought that i had woken up, i was amazed to find myself in dantes' inferno; otherwise known as hell. The place was filthy and everything around me was burning. There were many evil looking creatures there (lets call them Hellings) and their eyes were fixated on me. I sensed danger when they began advancing towards me. There were about a thousand of them and their commander was leading the troops from behind their front lines.

I wasted no time transforming into a Superhero. It was a tough battle but in the end i emerged victorious after defeating all the Hellings and their boss Beelzebub with my new found powers. Time was running out as i had school the next day. I used my superhuman speed and ran back to earth. It was a splendid feeling saving the earth from chaos.

All of a sudden, my alarm clock rang and woke me up from sleep. Up til now i cannot confirm whether all that happened then was real or was just a dream....

Goodbye 2oo8..

2009-01-01T23:05:00.023+08:00

Hello Ms Earth,

Happy 4.7 billionth++ birthday to you!

2008 has been a year which i think is rather insignificant to you since you have had so many before.
However, I bet this year has been great for me and other 18 years alike since legality has become a thing of the past. Sadly, this year feels too short for me and everything seems to pass so quickly as years go by. I was hoping to be able to savour 08' for a little longer but i guess having fun really causes time to fly on Singapore airlines. But thinking back, i think i spent too much time sleeping. No wonder.. haha!

2009 is here and we cant rewind nor can we unwind the times of 08'.
Therefore, grab the vast opportunities for memories to be created in 09' instead of waiting for memories to create you. If you know what i mean..
Dont ask me, i dont know..

Anyways some pics for my children to see in future. These pics were grabbed without owners consent, but credit goes to Fartly Good's and Dan Giant's cam.

Father sitting like an Ah Pek.

Father! Look at the camera!

Son: Father, why are you not in the pic?
Father: Do you not fear death, young one?!

Father's friend enjoying life.

Ps: Hope you, Ms Earth, get married soon.

They saw his unzipped-pants

2008-12-27T00:00:00.031+08:00

Hello you homosapiens,

Ah, i am finally able to lie on my belly and use the lappy after a 4 day hiatus. Can't believe that i am a computer addict myself. My nose became runny and i shivered quite abit during this period. Contemplated admitting to a halfway house as the pain was unbearable but changed my mind in the end. Glad the cold turkeys' over.

Anyways, the trip to Malaysia with my family is more of a weight gain program. Went to KL then to Genting (ghen-tink) or Jenting (jhen-tink) Highlands as some of you pronounce it as, and all i did was chomp and more chomping. I could have sworn i gained another 5kg but i cant cause my mom says we cannot swear.

Here are some snaps for viewing pleasure;

Thats my handsome elder brother.

Scenery from my hotel window.

Cheeky clouds creeping into my window.

Oops! why the fcuk is there a semi nude chicken. Please try to ignore this. Gahahaha sorry.

Okay, before i forget, i would like to share a comical video. This was what happened; my friends and i had an intense battle of the Big Two (taiti), and the loser had to draw a forfeit randomly from a suggestion box. Turns out that a 17 year boy called Ricky lost and had to act drunk as asked by the forfeit. Ricky was sporting enough to take on the role therefore don't be surprised if his acting looks too convincing. Listen to the conversation intently, Lolol. This video is not related to anybody, any similarities is purely coincidental. Unfortunately the mode of converse is in Malay. Will put up subtitles as soon as i know how.
Disclaimer: The video is quite long, roughly 10 mins, omg.

Last but not least, as promised, i will be listing 2 out of the top 10 or 20 jokes for now, which i think deserves the award of "this joke is so lame that even Ripley's don't believe it".
Here goes;
1.
Ediet: "Dude, pass the sacks of potatoes to me"
Moeron: "Hey, you said sex!"
Ediet: "No i didnt, i said sacks"
Moeron: "Yes you did! and you said it again!"
Ediet: "No i didnt, i said sacks"..
The argument lasted forever and they died peacefully soon after.

Author's Comments: This is what you call oral sacks....

2.
On a scouts campfires' night, during a joke sharing session
A boy suddenly stood up and told this joke
"Everybody listen up.."
Before he was able to continue, everyone burst into fits of laughter. Why?
Clue: He went to the washroom before this session.

Ans: Somewhere around this page, Lolol.

Author's Comments: Hmm, this joke is quite good actually....

Choo-choo!!

2008-12-19T13:16:00.028+08:00

Helloooooooo Planet Earth!!

Your birthday's coming soon right?..
Don't lie, i know its on the 1st of January;)

Sorry Miss Earth, but i am going to type about a cancer topic related to you.

Yes, yes. SMOKING (in Singapore)!!!!

Sorry again for those who are anti-smokers and green earth people, but fcuk you anyways.

I am writing this just to express my opinion. I don't smoke.

Recently i found out about the recent "mini" hike in price of cigarettes by the government. & to add salt and spices to an open wound, a ban in other supposed places which could affect non smokers in close proximity. Eg Lift entrances, Playground, car parks, non air con shopping centres and shops. Maybe by the year 2020, the only places allowed would be your own house toilet and storeroom. And maybe a fine if you are caught smoking in the dining room.
Now, I put the inverted comas in mini because in actual fact the increase in price has not been mini at all. It has been massive as these 'minis' have been amounting throughout these years.

I can still recall roughly about 6 years ago when a pack costs $5 each?
But what-the-fondling, they cost a dozen bucks now.
So now in primary school teachers will be able to teach the kids there what a dozen is without the example of no. of eggs in the basket; they could use the price of ciggs as an example now. -_-

However i believe that the increase in price of ciggs will not stop like a rammed ball rolling into a pile of mud.
This is because of the various anti-smoking campaigns aimed at reducing the number of smokers.
Please babes, honestly i think that the increase in price are just an excuse to fill the already fat wallets.(am i allowed to say this? pls notify, don't sue me)

I myself, an adolescent has seen many of my peers not deterred by the shocking price. Most of them will just juggle between part-time and studies to earn the extra cash. I agree, smoking is a habit. But won't you go all out to do the things you like? Take an example such as a good bar of chocolate; If the price of chocolates go up, would these chocolate lovers stop buying them? I dare say no.

Only the major difference between the two stated is that cigarettes are frowned upon by society(usually non-smokers) as smelly, unhealthy and affects other non-smokers health. They feel we are selfish. But, taking away the right to smoke, who is the selfish one now? This world does not belong to anyone. We need to have that mindset. Don't segregate, compromise. However if i were to talk about drugs, it would be a totally different topic to debate.

Note: I won't argue that the negative points far outweighs the positive of cigarettes. However its legal, why complain. Smokers in Singapore are here to stay and until God knows when & we have to learn to live with it.

Go ahead and flame me.

Important Notice!

2008-12-15T02:42:00.011+08:00

This is an urgent notice!

Anyone seen a Nigerian boy/Naija boy running barefooted around Singapore and Indonesia please contact me asap at 6777-3777. Don't forget to ask for an upsize at only 50 cents extra.

He is 1.7m tall, fit, dark tanned, has a large afro, cute; i must say and was last seen wearing an unknown purple school t-shirt.

Beware!: He likes to chase skirts and has horse stamina. We also want to advise you people to put used plates and utensils back to the trays provided.

Please do not confront him if found. He knows "black" voodoo magic.

We miss him dearly.

This picture was taken in his hometown of Abuja, Capital of Nigeria.

Updates-updates

2008-12-14T03:42:00.009+08:00

Good morning teammates~ Team up!

Anyways, I know its been only 3 days since i last scribbled something on this online foolscap. However, i would like to give some.............

Updates;

Okay, I am currently compiling a list of the top 10 or 20 jokes, which i think deserves the award of "this joke is so lame that even Ripley's don't believe it". Be sure not to miss that one. Cause ima delete it right after i post it. So be quick yeah.

Another topic which i really want to share with is body slimming. I will be revealing to you oxygen hogging mammals the secrets. Yah mannn. However it will take roughly a year more as i am still in the process of trial and error. So, do check back a year later, 14 Dec 2009, so as not to miss it.

& Holler to the peepz at Zouk out! Don't forget to pick your litter after littering the place yah.

That's all for today forks/spoons.

"Don't drink and drive, you smokin' fly. A-town peace out!"
- Confuciuon

A common fishing trip

2008-12-10T18:43:00.026+08:00

Alo alo, all the mario!..

Welcome to the jungle, eat apple..

Welcome back to iareyourfather but youareigrandfather.

Okay, firstly today is Wednesday, tomorrow is Thursday, yesterday was Tuesday, next week is Holiday.
..Just for your info if you have lost track of time -_-

Now, i am going to write a narrative about the unforgettable fishing trip i never had. Names used in this story is purely not coincidental. But its up to you readers to decide. This story is best read in the dark, to set the mood and turn off the default spongebob music, play an eerie music instead.

I present to you, iareyourfatheryouareigrandfather's believe it or not, fact or fiction?
*believe it or not!*(echo Ripley style)

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Alright, the very thought of this incident still causes my pants to drip heavily, with sweat. I am right now lying down on my bed using the laptop and i can see from the corner of my eye Lucifer floating on my left shoulder and Gabriel on my right. I can literally feel Lucifer breathing down my neck, and it gives me a steamy sensation. I don't know why. Gabriel on the other hand is busy playing poker with his bestfriend Raphael. However I pray that Lucifer will not curse me for retelling this story. I am putting my life on the line just by posting this and my lifespan is shorten by a year for every alphabet typed, even if i press backspace to correct an error. So sit back and relax. I hope this will be a life lesson to all. I love you.

Once upon a time,

There was a boy, skin as pale as the moonlight, silky hair with extensions tied into dreadlocks, face as pure as mushroom soup, countenance as charming as the handsome young prince of Narnia. This boy, (let's just name him "Me" for easy reference) set off from his HDB flat with a fishing pole in his hand to go fishing near the waters of pasir ris (pasir ris park). He was determined to catch the legendary sea chicken which has been rumored for the past century to give you infinite chicken's eggs if ever captured. It has been said that each eggs cost 50 cents, 20 cents more than the regular chicken egg. This has spurred many foolish but brave ones to their doom.

Many young hopefuls had vanished in the past trying to seek that legend. Me, however was confident of himself since he was so charming. He chuckled to himself, thinking about his charmingness.

All of a sudden, he saw bread crumbs leading a trail on the ground. Me went astray of his destination as he pick up the bread crumbs on the ground with his mouth to eat and sub consciously followed the trail.

Me reached a swamp in an unfamiliar location, which is now known as "Sungai api-api" or, "Fire-fire help me River" in English. Me did not notice the sign board directly in front of him which says "Beware, swamp is haunted, good luck!". By now, the area around the swamp was getting wild. Gusts of wind swept Me's face and faint, eerie baby cries could be heard. Carrion swarms could be seen circling a baphomet in the distance. The baphomet was wreaking havoc in the skies but Me was busy swatting mosquitoes trying to feast on him, paying no attention to the baphomet. The baphomet disappeared after destroying the moon.

Later came the distinctive smell of frangipani which overpowered Me's Boss perfume. Me was jealous that his expensive perfume could be defeated. Then, purple lights flashed briefly among the treetops forcing him to glanced upwards to which he saw a white silhoutte among the tree branches above him. A candy-like figure was hopping around a cute and mysterious lady in white staring at him. "How cute, mother and son" he thought. As they flew away silently, Me waved at them to bid farewell.
Nothing could make Me falter and not long after, the disturbances stopped, as though the "ghosts" had given up.

When everything seems to have settled, Me decided to cast his fishing rod into the swamp, and decided to wait until the little bell on the rod rings, signaling a catch. However the bell never rang and he waited there for 80 years until he died peacefully of old age.

The end.

w8 gain

2008-12-08T18:40:00.010+08:00

Ah whats up babes and apes!

This will be my 3rd post of the 3rd day of this blog.

I was studying for about 5 mins awhile ago when my fingers suddenly felt itchy to write this post.

Okay, this post is going to be dedicated to Musa Bin Jaapar Bin Grandfather. He's a 3 legged guy, and his third is short, but that's okay. This is dedicated to him because it is related to my topic - weight gain.

I am not a qualified trainer but i managed to gain 20kg, up from 65kg two years ago, to 85kg currently. Therefore i would like to reveal this free and tested secrets done by me before i decide to copyright this legendary methods. This is a true story.

Just to make this clear, this guy is very thin that you can pick him up to floss your teeth after eating dinner. That's how thin he is.

(Musa, in an intimate position. Not suitable for minors.)

So hopefully this post will inspire people like him ( i think he is the only one lol) to gain weight or die.

For those not keen on gaining weight, you can still read this post for general information.

The Secret Techniques Of Weight Gain:

For breakfast, eat cereals..? hell no! How about chicken rice or mutton cakes (murtabak) for breakfast. If you do not feel full yet, have another serving or two.
For lunch, replenish your bodily fluids with coke or iced milo followed by a plate of fried noodles. Ensure that the word "mineral water or plain water etc" is deleted from your vocabulary. When you hear people say that taboo word, act dumb and run for your life. This is because that thing will disrupt the process of this legendary technique. Then, let your food settle down in your tummy before having a smoke nearby, make sure you do it somewhere legal and not let your mom sees you smoke if you are under 18. Repeat step 2 every hour until dinner.
For dinner, on the way home when your mom asks you whether you had lunch, use this trick - pretend that you forgot your money to bring to school and throw a tantrum signaling that you are starving. This way she would definitely prepare for you larger portions for dinner. How cool is that??
For supper, make sure you eat a plate of rice or any carbohydrates and immediately go to sleep after the meal. This is to ensure no carbo from your intense and intimate supper is burned.
Last and final technique, ta-dah! Exercise! But doesnt exercise burn your fats? Ans: No! Make sure to exercise those jaw muscles every minute. Ensure that you are munching on chips or a high in cholesterol chocolate bar. This way you can eat and at the same time reassure yourself that you have already exercised to strengthen your immunity system.

So kids, spread the love. Tell your friends about this. No more protein shake and weight gain sessions. Be independent and be equipped with D.I.Y yourself skills.

As the saying goes, "a bulky man, is a confident man!".

Ed-Ju-Ca-Ti-On-Ga-Ga

2008-12-07T17:18:00.007+08:00

Good evening fellow earthlings,

I just woke up from my beauty and sexy sleep. Now i am going to write a topic which has been bugging me for the past 18 years of my life - Education.

Since young i have been brainwashed by the upper authorities regarding the importance of high education, or meritocracy, in Singapore. But education, is it really that important?

Firstly, i think that i am a messed up person. I like to read anything and everything. Just throw me a random book or article, i will definitely kick it back at your face.. I mean i will read it. On one condition that i don't find out its a school textbook. The thought of it, just send shivers down my spine, my body becomes weak, my head starts spinning, mouth turns coarse and dry, hands start slapping people etc. You get what i mean.

Frankly speaking, what are you able to achieve by going to pri to sec to jc/poly to ns(girls may ignore this option) to uni. Are you able to fly with your hair flapping or shoot fireballs from your mouth or even knock your head on the wall with your seasoned head without any injury? Maybe there are, but its not the majority. But i am sure they would feel accomplished in life, which is good.

However,do these people suffer or enjoy going through these education processes i wonder. Ive read somewhere that people living in the mountains such as in Tibet have a higher appreciation of life- milking cows, chasing dragons and battling ancient ninjas. This might be due to the slow pace of life compared to the hectic lifestyle of the urban civilization. Eg. Singapore

I am sure many people out there have been harbouring thoughts of quitting school or scraping off education from their schedule. I know i have, and still am. This might be due to the blinding of reality with the simple pleasures in life such as playing computers games to going out everyday with friends playing catching. These are times when you wish time would just stop. Until the dreaded Monday arrives when you have to report to school that an invisible bitch, bitch slaps you back to reality. Projects, assignments, exams. Burden burden. So how?

Some people who take the option to fail or when it is just pure unluckyness tend to compare their results with other humans alike. For example
Boy A, "Eh how much you got for your ****?"
Boy B, "Siala i got everything F except for.. err for.. CCA and er.. recess"
Boy A, "What.. the.. farque!! Are you serious! Same la ci(bai)wawa!!"
Boy B, "Eh then lets go open chalet! or holiday! woohoo!"

..dumb. they forgot that they already in the last day of holiday when they met coincidentally somewhere.

This is a fictional story not related to anybody.

Ok2 this post is wayyyy too long, so I'll just add abit more. So people, i feel that you should believe in whats best for you, i know that i want to make it to the uni.
It is ironic for me to talk about study as i have done minimal study (about 5% complete) and my exams are next Tuesday. What only want to get into uni and shizz. hahaha

Ok i thinks that's long enough.

Back to sleepyland!

Short Introductory

2008-12-06T22:06:00.002+08:00

Hello world.. or hello me,

this is my first post, so i'll try to make it short and sweet.

the reason why i created a blog is not cause i am bored (i have tons of assignments and stuff to do), not because its a trend (is it?) and not because its girly (wtf)..

the reason why i made a blog is.. ah.. erm.. i am not sure. you ask me, i ask who? -_-

anyways, i will try to use the english language as proper as possible, cos i want to improve my english and also i might have international fans.. lol -_-

ok to make things short, like, very short, not a long entry but a short one and i would like to state that this blog is not a much of a personal blog. i will try to give an update on current issues and stuff. however(warning!) i may squeeze in details about my life from time to time. so, we can discuss about anything and everything in future through chatbox or phone(2nd option only for girls).

lets cut to the chase, this blog will be alive until its not breathing. and, surprise-surprise!, VULGARITIES allowed! woohoo lets PARTY! open CHALET!!!.

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butt, not too much cos there might be bloghoppers or hiphoppers or grasshoppers who are minors(under 18).. i wont say who for example Matin(17 years old, c*llege east, pasir r*s, bl*ck 25*).

note- * symbols censor to protect identity of minor

okok lets get straight to the point, i will try to update this blog at least once a week, if not twice a day.

actually i got tons more to say, but anyways lets stop here as i only want to make this a small entry.

i thinks thats all for now..